Things I learned at Redbird

[Rev Den]

Lessons from the recent trail cleanup:

If Molly is at the lunch stop, no one goes hungry.

Flex has the thickest skin I have every seen.

Mac thinks gas is cheaper then propane.

Tyler cooks bacon in lard, on tractor parts, and it is the best bacon I have ever had.

SeanR snores.

I can sleep with no problems while SeanR is snoring.

Missing the last 2 steps getting out of the bunk sucks.

People will drink anything that goes around a campfire.

Flex's dad is really a cool guy.

I MAY be able to get Susie to the next clean-up.

I can wheel Redbird without damage.

The price of firewood at the bait shop depends on attitude.

Bucky's wang covers 1/3 of the world, and he did something to your mom.

Rev

 

[seanR]

Golden Showers work well on Jeeps
@$$ sandwiches are not fun to look at but sure are funny
The heart can pump blood the same viscosity of 5 degree gear lube
Hobag is a good dancer
Mac can be the voice of reason
Sometimes, in the middle of the night the lake will flood and carry Rev and I away in the flood waters
Never clean your windshield with a bottle of windex if it is foamy
When visiting the Ho-hauler early Saturday morning, watch where you step.
Pergo flooring is all the rage for buses in Indiana
Always call your wife as soon as you wake up
And last but not least, what you eat today will bite you, and everyone else with in smelling distance for the next few days.

 

[macgyvr]

-If you go in the wrong way to the campground there is a 3 ton bridge.
-Everything I own weighs more than 3 tons.
-Backing up a trailer 2 miles down the road is better than parking everything in the creek because you ignored the 3 ton bridge sign.
-Tyler has the coolest bacon fryer.
-The turkey boys always impress.
-People will throw anything into the skillet where bacon is cooking.
-Rev and Sean R sleeping together make a lot of noise.
-Truck campers and buses are the MWC rage right now.
-Hobag could certainly learn the meaning of the word, "moderation"
-Big Hank owns a Jeep again...and no one wrote on it.
-14 pounds of bacon...nuff said.
-30 spline outers are not tough enough
-Some folks have father's that are cooler than they are...
-Even the young guys are getting older...

mac 'you miss a minute, you miss alot' gyvr

 

[FlexdXJ]

My dad like wheeling
Rev wears speedos
SeanR is not that big of an asshole....who am I kidding, yes he is.
Molly is scared in a jeep from time to time.
There is almost such a thing as too much bacon
People at IU on bicycles are flippin' idiots
Mac is a good breakfast chef!
Nick sneaks out like a ninja in the dark of night.
The recliner in the Albino party twinkie is a good bed
Gene gets hyper when he drinks after having 2 cans of Monster
Chili, turkey and fajitas make a good dinner when served together
Brian is a fire dancer
The ho hauler is going bye bye....
There is a Chupacabra at GSSF
Brian has amazing balance when he is hammered drunk
MWC brothers will pay people back for you!

 

[macgyvr]

Sean R has referred to a basketball player or something like that in several recent posts.
You only know why its funny if you went to Redbird.

mac 'never trust a fart' gyvr

 

[IllianaXJ]

I learned I shouldn't miss any more cleanups, apparently.

Stupid job.

 

[XJosh95]

I learned I shouldn't miss any more cleanups, apparently.

Stupid job.

QFT.

 

[Fore Wheeler]

I learned that being on the home end of the drunk fireside calls makes you smile a lot, but pisses you off you're at home.

We need to set a date in stone early in the year so I can get vac time.

All this talk of a second official event really should be based around cleaning.

 

[FlexdXJ]

I learned that being on the home end of the drunk fireside calls makes you smile a lot, but pisses you off you're at home.

We need to set a date in stone early in the year so I can get vac time.

All this talk of a second official event really should be based around cleaning.

You wanna race?


I like the idea of that being the second event!

 

[Fore Wheeler]

You wanna race?


I like the idea of that being the second event!

LOL, I think now would prob be.a fair foot race, although I think you'd take me.

 

[FlexdXJ]

LOL, I think now would prob be.a fair foot race, although I think you'd take me.

Hahaha, I wouldn't count on that! :roflmao:

 

[Big Hank]

What a learning experience...

-HoBag can dance on a fire.

-HoBag can stand on a fire.

-Mr. Atkins would be proud of our ability to stay away from carbs.

-Based on dog rules... HoBag officially made Flex's Jeep his. I own at least two beadlocked wheels and SeanR owns Hobag's rig, minus my two wheels. (probably need to be there to fully understand)

-Alone at the Linton Walmart buying 6 pounds of bacon and jamming to the christmas carols is a great time..... pre 8am with a hangover.

-Some cultures measured horses in hands... SeanR measures scoops of lard in hands...

-Molly may have as tough of skin as Flex

-SeanR will wipe lard covered hands on the first thing he sees.

-I don't want to know everything that went into the skillet while making bacon.

-I really want to own a short bus

-SeanR has seen "The Reverend"... Luckily Rev was uninjured

-HALE..FLIPPING..YES should have ridden over with Jim.

 

[FlexdXJ]

-Based on dog rules... HoBag officially made Flex's Jeep his. I own at least two beadlocked wheels and SeanR owns Hobag's rig, minus my two wheels. (probably need to be there to fully understand)

:roflmao: And I believe he said something about half off of a cage for me!

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

it all made me poop a lot.

I am too worn out from pooping all day to think of what all I learned.........

to be continued....

 

[Big Hank]

:roflmao: And I believe he said something about half off of a cage for me!

Then he doubled the price :doh:

 

[FlexdXJ]

Then he doubled the price :doh:

Bahahaha, what an ass!

 

[Fore Wheeler]

...oh yea, I was flashed on the phone, or so I was told.

Makes a guy wish he was there when there's talk of bare boobs.

 

[HaleYes]

-HALE..FLIPPING..YES should have ridden over with Jim.

Yeah, sounds like I missed a good time! It was just bad planning on my part. I originally thought I was going to have to work so, I didn't get things lined out ahead of time. Then when it panned out that I wasn't going to have to work, I had trouble with the trailer and then it was blocked in at my "storage facility" anyway. Long story there. I did consider driving over sans Jeep but, then I would have had to have a seat for me and Bubba. After reading all the posts of the planned/anticipated drunkeness, I decided that Bubba didn't need to be subjected to that. Momma went on a girls weekend and it was just me and him for the weekend. We did have a good time all by ourselves and ended up picking off a coyote to round off the weekend. Glad you guys had a good time. Maybe next time......:wave:

Hale "Don't want to see the sammich" Yes

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

Flex still gets shit on (and his rig peed on ) but keeps coming back for more....this time it paid off b/c he won free Brown Dog motor mounts!

you can buy an assult rifle and trade it for a XJ all in about 11 seconds....

ass sammiches are always funnier when your head is not involved....

if you hang with Hobag, you will somehow have burnt pant cuffs......

making fun of Rev's grily drinks around the fire will make you drunk faster....

Gene has a story of a girl from Russia that is AWESOME!.......

bacon is equal to cheese in my book now......

PBR tastes better when it is Seans......

there are at least 3 restrooms between Redbird and Unionville, MO that need a clean up on stall #2..................

having a bus is tits wiggling......

I heard lots of giggling coming from Brads new camper....and some puking......

Nick can throw down some mean chili while replacing a rear driveshaft........

the turkey brigade did it again, man that stuff is rad.........

Rev is still Rev....and that is why we love him.

fajitas disappear at the speed of light off of the "farm tool cooker"........

it is a loooong drive home when you feel like I did on Sunday...and a looong day on the trail Saturday when you felt like I did

it is always worth the drive to see everyone and have that kind of fun. thanks gang!

 

[GoSlowGetStuck]

I learned...

center of gravity doesn't mean crap if you drive like I do.

the 318 magnum is a lot more durable than I give it credit for.

JR is a winch ninja!

A 60 is not indestructible, especially in the hands of macgyvr.

no matter how many times I promise to "take it easy Friday", the MWC always guarantees I'll be hungover while wheeling Saturday.

Sean's wife does not appreciate certain psuedonyms, nor her phone call being passed around!

the honey badger just straight up does not care for most situations.

ass sammiches are always funnier when your head is not involved....

Gene has a story of a girl from Russia that is AWESOME!.......

I heard lots of giggling coming from Brads new camper....and some puking......

the turkey brigade did it again, man that stuff is rad.........

it is a loooong drive home when you feel like I did on Sunday...and a looong day on the trail Saturday when you felt like I did

On behalf of Marcus I will reiterate what was said in the Redbird thread... about paybacks and all that

Some details were left out from Gene's story, I need to hear them...

The giggling and puking were not related... at least I hope not!

The MWC always delivers with some awesome food, at least everyone was held over till the turkey was finished.

The MWC is a little less chipper on Saturday night when we're still recovering from Friday...