THe NAC Lots-O-BFG KO2 Thread

[squashman702]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

got you both as marked down as paid

come one the rest you you (i.e. some UJ BOD members) would pay up

How many more people need to pay up to meet the NEA dues?

 

[squashman702]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

find me a 5 speed then!

I have one! It's just in the wrong body.

 

[XBoBJ]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

I have one! It's just in the wrong body.

zj?

 

[kastein]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

got you both as marked down as paid

come one the rest you you (i.e. some UJ BOD members) would pay up

I will the second my taxes or paycheck arrive :eye:

 

[squashman702]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

zj?

Yes.

 

[sheepjeep]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

How many more people need to pay up to meet the NEA dues?

with the amount we had roll over from 2013 and the number of paid members for 2014 thus far we are able to meet the NEA's 2014 dues with a few bucks to spare but the more we get the better we are financially if went to do events later in the year

 

[squashman702]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

Good to hear

 

[billyjp2]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

It doesn't really matter how much money we have, what good is it to have 10 members

 

[squashman702]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

It doesn't really matter how much money we have, what good is it to have 10 members

Hating from Florida now?

 

[5spd_xj]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

tomato tahmahtoe

nah, "nanny" would mean something more like "overly concerned" whereas socialist is total AHHHHHHHAIOSRGHIAEORGIO

find me a 5 speed then!

no need, you already have one dontcha?

 

[cmelo]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

I find it ****ING HILARIOUS that everyone is doing it around the same time but I'm going to get rid of all my cool garbage that I own. Yup me too. I wouldn't even consider telling you guys but I'd just like to show you all how it's done.

Some of my cool shit that I've stocked up is already starting to go that I put aside for the Honcho. Once the 60 is gone I've gotta clean off some stuff I hid in my Mom's apartment one day when she's out of the house. This is step 1.

Within the next year I'll move out, to an apartment. Good chance it will be in the city, but who cares. So I won't be able to bring a big lathe and my tig welder and other shit with me and it doesn't make sense to leave it at my dad's shop. I have to constantly oil the ****ing lathe like once a month just to let it sit there. So all the cool guy tools need to be sold, within a year. This is step 2.

Honcho. This dump of shit has to go. If it was even halfway respectably built I could keep it and wheel it. Or, if it was worth more than $12.35 I could sell it to some asshole. But let's be real. There's no way I'm selling this thing to some dickhead who's going to try and turn it into some respectable piece of lame functional garbage. So at some point I have to ratchet strap a rusty old whatever gas tank to it to get it running good enough to ****ing wreck it. Bring it wheeling or just drive it square into a brick wall then take off the tires and scrap it. Cut the grille into pieces and take a picture of my dick with it all chopped up in the background and post it on Ifjsa. This is step 3.

Step 4 mother****ers what am I gonna do!? Living in some gaytown apartment with no cool shit!? NAH KID. I mean, I'll probably spend a good chunk or that cash I make on *** clothes and homo shoes. Maybe a new queer hat. But here's what I'm thinking. I'm gonna buy ALL THE SAME SHIT, in *** sized versions. Boom, mini mill, mini lathe, inverter welder, SUZUKI ****ING SAMURAI. I'm just gonna live with that shit, you guys can go all full gay and have no cool shit but I'll ****ing sleep with a lathe underneath my pillow in some shithole apartment with metal shaving on the floor ****ing ken stein living conditions shit if I have to. **** it. Just kidding I'm not gonna live like ken I'll sweep the floors, but you get the idea.

CLIFFNOTES
Sell cool shit
Smash my prized possession
*** out my wardrobe
Buy gay shit
Apartment machine shop?
Good ideas all around
I'm a genius
Marry DB Dave
Die

 

[squashman702]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

Let me be the first to call dibs on the grill pieces from the honcho, as long as they're accompanied by autographed dinkie pics.

 

[cmelo]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

Let me be the first to call dibs on the grill pieces from the honcho, as long as they're accompanied by autographed dinkie pics.

I'll autograph your face with my dick! HOWS THAT!?

 

[billyjp2]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

It doesn't really matter how much money we have, what good is it to have 10 members

leaving tonight, still mass hating

 

[CTeunuch]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

It doesn't really matter how much money we have, what good is it to have 10 members

It doesn't matter because you're going to bitch no matter what. People don't wheel? Billy bitches. People actually wheel? Billy wheels for 10 minutes then bitches and wants to leave. People don't sign up for UJ? Billy bitches. Enough people sign up to keep it going another year? Billy bitches. Stop being a whiny bitch and just ****ing wheel and enjoy it like you tell everyone else to.

Also I just sent the moolah Sheep, you said we have enough to pay the NEA dues? Looks like I'll be going to the meeting on Saturday.

I find it ****ING HILARIOUS that everyone is doing it around the same time but I'm going to get rid of all my cool garbage that I own. Yup me too. I wouldn't even consider telling you guys but I'd just like to show you all how it's done.

Some of my cool shit that I've stocked up is already starting to go that I put aside for the Honcho. Once the 60 is gone I've gotta clean off some stuff I hid in my Mom's apartment one day when she's out of the house. This is step 1.

Within the next year I'll move out, to an apartment. Good chance it will be in the city, but who cares. So I won't be able to bring a big lathe and my tig welder and other shit with me and it doesn't make sense to leave it at my dad's shop. I have to constantly oil the ****ing lathe like once a month just to let it sit there. So all the cool guy tools need to be sold, within a year. This is step 2.

Honcho. This dump of shit has to go. If it was even halfway respectably built I could keep it and wheel it. Or, if it was worth more than $12.35 I could sell it to some asshole. But let's be real. There's no way I'm selling this thing to some dickhead who's going to try and turn it into some respectable piece of lame functional garbage. So at some point I have to ratchet strap a rusty old whatever gas tank to it to get it running good enough to ****ing wreck it. Bring it wheeling or just drive it square into a brick wall then take off the tires and scrap it. Cut the grille into pieces and take a picture of my dick with it all chopped up in the background and post it on Ifjsa. This is step 3.

Step 4 mother****ers what am I gonna do!? Living in some gaytown apartment with no cool shit!? NAH KID. I mean, I'll probably spend a good chunk or that cash I make on *** clothes and homo shoes. Maybe a new queer hat. But here's what I'm thinking. I'm gonna buy ALL THE SAME SHIT, in *** sized versions. Boom, mini mill, mini lathe, inverter welder, SUZUKI ****ING SAMURAI. I'm just gonna live with that shit, you guys can go all full gay and have no cool shit but I'll ****ing sleep with a lathe underneath my pillow in some shithole apartment with metal shaving on the floor ****ing ken stein living conditions shit if I have to. **** it. Just kidding I'm not gonna live like ken I'll sweep the floors, but you get the idea.

CLIFFNOTES
Sell cool shit
Smash my prized possession
*** out my wardrobe
Buy gay shit
Apartment machine shop?
Good ideas all around
I'm a genius
Marry DB Dave
Die

Smartest post ever in the internet.

 

[billyjp2]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

It doesn't matter because you're going to bitch no matter what. People don't wheel? Billy bitches. People actually wheel? Billy wheels for 10 minutes then bitches and wants to leave. People don't sign up for UJ? Billy bitches. Enough people sign up to keep it going another year? Billy bitches. Stop being a whiny bitch and just ****ing wheel and enjoy it like you tell everyone else to.

You don't know me!

 

[XBoBJ]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

no need, you already have one dontcha?

yeah that drives like dog pooooooooooooooooooooooo:tear:

 

[foxwar71]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

Melodickbag, I'll probably buy the TIG when you sell it. Its not blue and doesn't say Miller on it, but I'll buy it anyways I guess.

 

[5spd_xj]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

yeah that drives like dog pooooooooooooooooooooooo:tear:

sounds perfect

 

[XBoBJ]

Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread

CLIFFNOTES
Sell cool shit
Smash my prized possession
*** out my wardrobe
Buy gay shit
Apartment machine shop?
Good ideas all around
I'm a genius
Marry DB Dave
Die

i like it :cheers:, wanna drink our paychecks away? every night. quit our jobs push shopping carts around the city collection random metal and cans , cash them in. get a gallon of poland springs vodka drink it, and then repeat? might as well throw a hardcore drug into the mix. then we'll be living the dream.