THe NAC Lots-O-BFG KO2 Thread

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electric monstor truck is super sweet from a technical standpoint. Must have 1.21 gigawatts worth of power in it.

Still, nothing electric can ever be as cool as a 1000HP alcohol fed V8.
 
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so true...the sound is definitely required
 
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electric monstor truck is super sweet from a technical standpoint. Must have 1.21 gigawatts worth of power in it.

Still, nothing electric can ever be as cool as a 1000HP alcohol fed V8.

Detroit 12v149

 
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I envision a car powered entirely by poo. Imagine, opening your car door and your driver's seat is a luxurious toilet. So, you sit down and let a gnarly turd rip. This turd is then fed through a highly sophisticated poo turbine system that converts your poo into mechanical energy that gets your tires spinning(perpetual burnout machine).

Poo is the future
 
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I envision a car powered entirely by poo. Imagine, opening your car door and your driver's seat is a luxurious toilet. So, you sit down and let a gnarly turd rip. This turd is then fed through a highly sophisticated poo turbine system that converts your poo into mechanical energy that gets your tires spinning(perpetual burnout machine).

Poo is the future

My diet consists of mostly PBR and Busch. What kind of PPM (poo per mile) will I see considering the aforementioned diet of high quality adult beverages prevents me from ever cutting a solid turd?
 
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My diet consists of mostly PBR and Busch. What kind of PPM (poo per mile) will I see considering the aforementioned diet of high quality adult beverages prevents me from ever cutting a solid turd?

It's all about the poo flow rate actually. The poo turbine system is compatible with both solid and liquid excrement. A butthole mounted electronically controlled poo intake system will draw the poo from your butt dependent upon vehicle loads.
 
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It's all about the poo flow rate actually. The poo turbine system is compatible with both solid and liquid excrement. A butthole mounted electronically controlled poo intake system will draw the poo from your butt dependent upon vehicle loads.

So I don't even have to push anymore? You have your first sale. When can I pick up my shitwagon?
 
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So I don't even have to push anymore? You have your first sale. When can I pick up my shitwagon?

The PooMaster SuperKing RoadChampion 3000 will be available for beta testing in the third quarter of 2013. It's currently a prototype which consists of a 1993 Toyota Tercel with a hole cut in the driver's seat with a funnel duct taped to it that empties out into the stock engine. Couple of kinks still need be worked out.
 
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I have been trying to find this picture for SO LONG

engineering-nachos.jpg
 
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^that picture is awesome. Thank you for your dedication to the search :laugh:



on a bit of a more serious note- Bill just made this thread about doing an NAC Secret Santa. Rather than send out a ton of PMs I'm just posting in here- Seriously guys, if you're going to participate, that's great, BUT make sure you aren't being an asshat about it. In any way. No gray areas etc...keep things clean, k?

http://naxja.org/forum/showthread.php?t=1092391
 
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^that picture is awesome. Thank you for your dedication to the search :laugh:



on a bit of a more serious note- Bill just made this thread about doing an NAC Secret Santa. Rather than send out a ton of PMs I'm just posting in here- Seriously guys, if you're going to participate, that's great, BUT make sure you aren't being an asshat about it. In any way. No gray areas etc...keep things clean, k?

http://naxja.org/forum/showthread.php?t=1092391

I can barely manage to get presents for my immediate family. Nevermind you guys.
 
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i organized a secret santa for another club.


half the people backed out and didnt say anything, it was a royal mess.
 
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probably wants to disappoint himself for a while before moving on to a real monster truck...makes sense that he'd run iroks in that case...

This made me loler skate all around the hizzouse


also got the new rims on the dodge, looks sweet. my bro points just doubled.

Pictures ***


Also, I just ate a pound of bacon to my dome. I'm going to be as fat as Dave soon...
 
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