Begster
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I am now though.
I am now though.
THe NAC Lots-O-BFG KO2 Thread
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XJLI
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i think i am now too.
mad tired. get to sleep in late tomorrow BAI.
i think i am now too.
mad tired. get to sleep in late tomorrow BAI.
mini=man
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We had a mini-convo session. Average sized people are strictly excluded.:guitar:
mini=man
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Previously metioned ugly MJ
Rest can be ad here http://www.3778photography.com/VERMONSTER/September-2010
Previously metioned ugly MJ
Rest can be ad here http://www.3778photography.com/VERMONSTER/September-2010
cmelo
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Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread
I like his propane setup
I like his propane setup
vetteboy
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I'm not gonna say I told ya so. Wait...I just did.
*A* funny story?
OK, I was gonna save some for Rocktoberfest, but I might have to spill some more beans.
No. Just you. .!..!.
I'm not gonna say I told ya so. Wait...I just did.
*A* funny story?
OK, I was gonna save some for Rocktoberfest, but I might have to spill some more beans.
No. Just you. .!.
.!.
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juan is engineering nachos
this is what happens when someone accidentally posts the post/edit/delete url from their cl ad on naxja instead of the view url :roflmao:
juan is engineering nachos
this is what happens when someone accidentally posts the post/edit/delete url from their cl ad on naxja instead of the view url :roflmao:
cmelo
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Thanks Juan!
Thanks Juan!
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cmelo
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That's my man Juan in the fourth pic. Fellow nacho scientist at work.
That's my man Juan in the fourth pic. Fellow nacho scientist at work.
cmelo
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OK so I can't sleep so i'll do a vetteboy style story post and hopefully fall asleep by the end of it.
So here's the story of the pretend hemorrhoid.
So I sit down to take a dump one day and start doing my business. As i'm taking my poo this thing HURTS. I don't even think I bothered to finish. I just squeezed out what I could and tried to avoid taking a dump for a day or two.
Enter dookie blast attempt take 2 after a couple days. STILL hurts to try and push out a log. Okay, looks like I got hemorrhoid. This sucks but whatever I guess it will go away in a week or something.
Few days later... hurts to sit, stand and it's pretty uncomfortable to walk. It's been almost a week since I've had this thing on my butt WTF. So my girlfriend insists that there is ointment I can rub on my butthole to make it heal, but I passed on that idea. My mom's a nurse and I usually go to her for any medical stuff but I held off considering I didn't want to have a conversation with my mom about my poohole. So what she told me is this. Apparently, a hemorrhoid is an irritated/swollen VEIN that has protruded from your hole. This vain sometimes needs to be PUSHED back in there if it doesn't go back on it's own...
YA
SO I am instructed by my mom to put vaseline of all gross things to have in your buttcrack and push this thing back in the in there with my finger... She even warned me it would hurt quite a bit(no shit). So I wanted this gone so I went through with this. Here I am in my bathroom XXXXing covered in vaseline TRYING to stick my finger up my butt basically. To this date I have yet to experience more pain. Eventually my eyes went black. I couldn't see for a few seconds and it cleared up enough for me to limp into my room and pass out.
I tell my girlfriend what happened. Being the concerning type person she is she INSISTS I start putting on some of that ointment crap. So she comes by my house with a tube of this crap. I'm reading it and it says things like "instantly soothing" "immediate relief" and "menthol." I was creeped the hell out by the addition of the menthol but whatever this thing has got to heal.
Again, in the bathroom, with my hand between my buttcheeks. Now i'm smearing ointment all up in there. NOW WTF IT BURNS!? This shit is burning my hemorrhoid, it literally feels like it's on fire or someone poured acid on it. Shit isn't soothing at all!
My girlfriend basically tells me to suck it up and keep putting the ointment like it tells me to on the label. Which I believe was like 4-5 times a day!?
...2 days later I can't walk. It's to the point it hurts even if i'm not on it or even moving. My back and my right leg hurt now too. My girlfriend is still forcing me to get up periodically and rub that dumb ointment on my ass.
Then i'm just on the way to the bathroom and something happens. For whatever reason I felt this extreme pain. Tears in my eyes pain. I was hunched over in my hallway halfway to the bathroom and called my mom to have her call in an emergency appointment at my doctors office the pain was so bad.
I'll skip what happened when I finally made it to the bathroom on the internet
uke:
Well anyway, my girlfriend picked me up and took me to the hospital. She flipped out since I guess I was pale white at this point from all the pain?
Got into the doctors office and rolled over on the table so he could spread my buttcheeks open nice and wide.
Turns out I happened to have an abscess right next to my butthole that I guess I aggrivated the shit out of by trying to push on it and covering it in dumb menthol ointment.
Stupid pretend hemorrhoid
*A* funny story?
OK, I was gonna save some for Rocktoberfest, but I might have to spill some more beans.
OK so I can't sleep so i'll do a vetteboy style story post and hopefully fall asleep by the end of it.
So here's the story of the pretend hemorrhoid.
So I sit down to take a dump one day and start doing my business. As i'm taking my poo this thing HURTS. I don't even think I bothered to finish. I just squeezed out what I could and tried to avoid taking a dump for a day or two.
Enter dookie blast attempt take 2 after a couple days. STILL hurts to try and push out a log. Okay, looks like I got hemorrhoid. This sucks but whatever I guess it will go away in a week or something.
Few days later... hurts to sit, stand and it's pretty uncomfortable to walk. It's been almost a week since I've had this thing on my butt WTF. So my girlfriend insists that there is ointment I can rub on my butthole to make it heal, but I passed on that idea. My mom's a nurse and I usually go to her for any medical stuff but I held off considering I didn't want to have a conversation with my mom about my poohole. So what she told me is this. Apparently, a hemorrhoid is an irritated/swollen VEIN that has protruded from your hole. This vain sometimes needs to be PUSHED back in there if it doesn't go back on it's own...
YA
SO I am instructed by my mom to put vaseline of all gross things to have in your buttcrack and push this thing back in the in there with my finger... She even warned me it would hurt quite a bit(no shit). So I wanted this gone so I went through with this. Here I am in my bathroom XXXXing covered in vaseline TRYING to stick my finger up my butt basically. To this date I have yet to experience more pain. Eventually my eyes went black. I couldn't see for a few seconds and it cleared up enough for me to limp into my room and pass out.
I tell my girlfriend what happened. Being the concerning type person she is she INSISTS I start putting on some of that ointment crap. So she comes by my house with a tube of this crap. I'm reading it and it says things like "instantly soothing" "immediate relief" and "menthol." I was creeped the hell out by the addition of the menthol but whatever this thing has got to heal.
Again, in the bathroom, with my hand between my buttcheeks. Now i'm smearing ointment all up in there. NOW WTF IT BURNS!? This shit is burning my hemorrhoid, it literally feels like it's on fire or someone poured acid on it. Shit isn't soothing at all!
My girlfriend basically tells me to suck it up and keep putting the ointment like it tells me to on the label. Which I believe was like 4-5 times a day!?
...2 days later I can't walk. It's to the point it hurts even if i'm not on it or even moving. My back and my right leg hurt now too. My girlfriend is still forcing me to get up periodically and rub that dumb ointment on my ass.
Then i'm just on the way to the bathroom and something happens. For whatever reason I felt this extreme pain. Tears in my eyes pain. I was hunched over in my hallway halfway to the bathroom and called my mom to have her call in an emergency appointment at my doctors office the pain was so bad.
I'll skip what happened when I finally made it to the bathroom on the internet
uke:Well anyway, my girlfriend picked me up and took me to the hospital. She flipped out since I guess I was pale white at this point from all the pain?
Got into the doctors office and rolled over on the table so he could spread my buttcheeks open nice and wide.
Turns out I happened to have an abscess right next to my butthole that I guess I aggrivated the shit out of by trying to push on it and covering it in dumb menthol ointment.
Stupid pretend hemorrhoid
xjbump
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Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread
Thanks for the update Carmelo and nice story by the way. I have a few new stories from this past weekend to add to my collection. I also have a pic to post for you later.
Thanks for the update Carmelo and nice story by the way. I have a few new stories from this past weekend to add to my collection. I also have a pic to post for you later.
asp
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Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread
I think the moral of the story is: Whatever you try to do in life, don't not poop for more than a few days.
I think the moral of the story is: Whatever you try to do in life, don't not poop for more than a few days.
MoparManiac
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I would agree with that.
I would agree with that.
MoparManiac
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Yeah yeah .!..!.
Shouldn't be a problem to cut the lower portion of that tab off. The top of the mounts are boxed in anyway so I don't think it will lose any strength.
I'm not gonna say I told ya so. Wait...I just did.
Yeah yeah .!.
.!.Shouldn't be a problem to cut the lower portion of that tab off. The top of the mounts are boxed in anyway so I don't think it will lose any strength.
themangeraaad
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So I was just reading that story a few min ago with the president/CEO of the customer standing more or less right behind my cube :doh: Doesn't matter at all; I don't report to him in any way at all... but still kinda funny. Also kinda sucks that he makes millions and I don't, but I guess I can live with that :laugh3:
So I was just reading that story a few min ago with the president/CEO of the customer standing more or less right behind my cube :doh: Doesn't matter at all; I don't report to him in any way at all... but still kinda funny. Also kinda sucks that he makes millions and I don't, but I guess I can live with that :laugh3:
asp
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Last night Jenn and I rearranged the living room and took care of household crap. It's boring, but the house really feels a lot nicer. Gotta take care of some other dumb stuff tonight... I just want to work on mah jeep...
Last night Jenn and I rearranged the living room and took care of household crap. It's boring, but the house really feels a lot nicer. Gotta take care of some other dumb stuff tonight... I just want to work on mah jeep...
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So do!
Plans have changed and I am going home and sleeping tonight, to hell with working on anything.
How's Thursday evening work for you for the engine pull? If not Thursday, Friday or Wednesday also work, your call.
So do!
Plans have changed and I am going home and sleeping tonight, to hell with working on anything.
How's Thursday evening work for you for the engine pull? If not Thursday, Friday or Wednesday also work, your call.
asp
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Thursday is good foh me!
Thursday is good foh me!
themangeraaad
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If you two need a hand with pulling the engine or something give me a call, I should be around most nights this week except maybe tomorrow unless I am forgetting something :dunno:
Hopefully will be able to finish my POS tonight but I guess that largely depends on the weather (just checked and a couple sites are calling for thunderstorms or at least rain by the time I get home from work so we will see).
If you two need a hand with pulling the engine or something give me a call, I should be around most nights this week except maybe tomorrow unless I am forgetting something :dunno:
Hopefully will be able to finish my POS tonight but I guess that largely depends on the weather (just checked and a couple sites are calling for thunderstorms or at least rain by the time I get home from work so we will see).
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