THe NAC Lots-O-BFG KO2 Thread

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So my father, brothers, and I just ordered a BBQ chicken pizza for dinner. I went and picked it up and they somehow managed to mess up and make a BBQ meatball and bacon pizza...

...it was brilliant :D

asp said:
http://www.renfrofoods.com/salsa-habanero_salsa-p7.aspx stuff is not mild. but it's really yummy
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I looked at that and told myself I would order a couple jars when I got back from eating pizza. As I was walking up to the computer I laughed and said "but if they say I cant just order 2 jars and have to order 3.... I guess I have no choice"... they make me order 4 :doh: :D Guess I need 4.

Edit: $13 for 4 jars of salsa: not bad. $7 to ship: I will wait until I find more stuff I want to order.
 
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mini=man said:
At least I don't wear girl's sweatshirts!
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You should know better.

I TOOK that sweater

I took that sweater from someone I PUT MY PENIS IN

I then ANNIHILATED that sweatshirt

Most importantly- I LOOK AWESOME IN THAT SWEATSHIRT

That's right bitch, I'm so heterosexual I can make wearing a girl's sweatshirt fiercely badass.

So, suck it.
 
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you guys talk like your e-dick is 14" long and 3" diamater.
 
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mini=man said:
They sell that stuf in Market Basket. Well atleast at my store...
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Glad to know, now to find a local market basket. That place was supposed to buy out the local stop and shop and move in. idk what happened to that. I wish they did.
 
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e-dick: take actual volume of penis and cube while maintaining aspect ratio
 
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asp said:
e-dick: take actual volume of penis and cube while maintaining aspect ratio
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Volume while erect?

...Flacid?

...Chubbed?

Again, these calculations are pure bullshit.

NERDS!
 
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cmelo said:
Volume while erect?

...Flacid?

...Chubbed?

Again, these calculations are pure bullshit.

NERDS!
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find me someone that cares about what a flaccid penis looks like, then we'll revisit your question.
 
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this reminds me of something ron white said:

I told him, "We're all gay, buddy. It's just to what extent are you gay." He says, "That's bullshit, man, I ain't gay at all!" I said, "Yes, you are and I'll prove it." He says, "Fine, prove it." I said to him, "All right- do you like porn?" He says, "Yeah, I love porn, you know that." I said, "Do you only watch two women together?" He said, "Naw, I watch a man and a woman make love." I said, "OK, do you want the guy to have a tiny, half-flaccid penis?" He said, "Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co-" (stunned pause) "You like chocolate?"
 
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asp said:
find me someone that cares about what a flacid penis looks like, then we'll revisit your question.
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Not a problem, here we go:

FACT:A small flacid penis is equally impressive as a large erect penis.

WHY?: Well motherXXXXers, this is true because when you're let's say running a marathon you don't want to have a droopy flacid dick flopping about bruising your thighs. That's why Asians have small dicks, because your dick gets in the way of doing ninja spin kicks.

NOW: My penis is 2" in length and 1/2" wide while flacid. My erections are fully customizable up to 1 mile in either direction.
 
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