5spd_xj
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Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread
wait, what about $700?
wait, what about $700?
THe NAC Lots-O-BFG KO2 Thread
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Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread
and so is diff fluid, ask Billy
Axle seals are overrated...haha
and so is diff fluid, ask Billy
Begster
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Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread
I offered him $700 for it a month or two back when we were all in the chat.
I offered him $700 for it a month or two back when we were all in the chat.
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5spd_xj
<<the good ol days
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Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread
Gotcha. Mark wants a Honcho, and I can't say I blame him. haha. Hmm, $701?
Gotcha. Mark wants a Honcho, and I can't say I blame him. haha. Hmm, $701?
5spd_xj
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Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread
So, any of you guys reading about the stuff going on with Tellico? Spent a little while ago going over the stuff a wee bit...I hope it doesn't get closed.
So, any of you guys reading about the stuff going on with Tellico? Spent a little while ago going over the stuff a wee bit...I hope it doesn't get closed.
asp
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my mom just emailed this to me...
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
>
>
>
> ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
>
>
> WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
>
> ____________________________________________
>
>
> ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
> doesn't know about it until the next morning?
>
>
> WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
>
> ____________________________________
>
> >
> ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
>
>
> WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
>
> >
> ___________________________________________
>
>
> ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
>
>
> WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
>
> > _________________________________________
>
> >
>
> ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
>
>
> WITNESS: Yes.
>
>
> ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
>
> WITNESS: getting laid
>
> >
> ____________________________________________
>
>
>
> ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
>
> WITNESS: Yes.
>
> ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
>
> WITNESS: None.
>
> ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
>
> WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new
> attorney?
>
> >
> ____________________________________________
>
>
> ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
>
> WITNESS: By death.
>
> ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
>
> WITNESS: Take a guess.
>
> ____________________________________________
> >
>
> ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
>
> WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
>
> ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
>
> WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
>
> > _____________________________________
>
>
>
> ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
> people?
>
>
> WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
> _________________________________________
>
>
> ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
>
> WITNESS: Oral.
>
> _________________________________________
>
>
> ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
>
> WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
>
> ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
>
> WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
> ____________________________________________
>
>
> ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
>
> WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
> ______________________________________
>
>
> ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
> pulse?
>
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began
> the autopsy?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
> WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
> practicing Law.
my mom just emailed this to me...
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
>
>
>
> ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
>
>
> WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
>
> ____________________________________________
>
>
> ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
> doesn't know about it until the next morning?
>
>
> WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
>
> ____________________________________
>
> >
> ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
>
>
> WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
>
> >
> ___________________________________________
>
>
> ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
>
>
> WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
>
> > _________________________________________
>
> >
>
> ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
>
>
> WITNESS: Yes.
>
>
> ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
>
> WITNESS: getting laid
>
> >
> ____________________________________________
>
>
>
> ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
>
> WITNESS: Yes.
>
> ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
>
> WITNESS: None.
>
> ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
>
> WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new
> attorney?
>
> >
> ____________________________________________
>
>
> ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
>
> WITNESS: By death.
>
> ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
>
> WITNESS: Take a guess.
>
> ____________________________________________
> >
>
> ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
>
> WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
>
> ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
>
> WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
>
> > _____________________________________
>
>
>
> ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
> people?
>
>
> WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
> _________________________________________
>
>
> ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
>
> WITNESS: Oral.
>
> _________________________________________
>
>
> ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
>
> WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
>
> ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
>
> WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
> ____________________________________________
>
>
> ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
>
> WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
> ______________________________________
>
>
> ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
> pulse?
>
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began
> the autopsy?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
> WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
> practicing Law.
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Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread
those are pretty awesome.
those are pretty awesome.
5spd_xj
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Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread
I liked this one, I'd probably respond the same. Would be pretty hard to do and keep a straight face though heh
> ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
>
> WITNESS: Oral.
I liked this one, I'd probably respond the same. Would be pretty hard to do and keep a straight face though heh
> ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
>
> WITNESS: Oral.
asp
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Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread
i think that was my favorite too.
i think that was my favorite too.
5spd_xj
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Yeahhh. it was ghhooood.
Yeahhh. it was ghhooood.
Begster
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Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread
This isn't the f-ing Price is Right.
Gotcha. Mark wants a Honcho, and I can't say I blame him. haha. Hmm, $701?
This isn't the f-ing Price is Right.
asp
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Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread
hey, travis, i'm the gingerbread man.
you can't catch me :illegalflipoffsmilie:
hey, travis, i'm the gingerbread man.
you can't catch me :illegalflipoffsmilie:
asp
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Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread
$705 (i'm a big spender.)
$705 (i'm a big spender.)
5spd_xj
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Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread
It sure as hell IS the price is right. And not with Drew Carey, screw him.
It sure as hell IS the price is right. And not with Drew Carey, screw him.
Begster
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Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread
Haha, that was awesome Anthony,
I likes this one, because this is a response I give often.
Haha, that was awesome Anthony,
I likes this one, because this is a response I give often.
asp387 said:
That was good too.asp387 said:
5spd_xj
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Ouch, for $705 you can have it. Damn, you and your fancy new job. I can't compete with $705!!!
Ouch, for $705 you can have it. Damn, you and your fancy new job. I can't compete with $705!!!
5spd_xj
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Re: THe NAC Lots-O-Post Thread
They were all pretty good IMO. I did have my favorites though. The picture one is another good one, I agree with ya there for sure Mark
They were all pretty good IMO. I did have my favorites though. The picture one is another good one, I agree with ya there for sure Mark
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