THe NAC Lots-O-BFG KO2 Thread

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XJLI said:
like, openly too.
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Google confirmed. I really had no clue. Kudos for him. Glad he's happy.
 
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vetteboy said:
So here's my story from skiing the other day.

My friend Jeff and I have been skiing nearly our whole lives, and we tend to ski pretty fast and agressively. The conditions at Hunter Mtn last tuesday worked out great for this - basically just powdered ice, no slush anywhere, freshly waxed skis, and a pretty empty mountain.

Part of the skier code is that anyone in front of you has the right of way - basically, it's your responsibility to avoid the person ahead of you if you're overtaking someone. Usually we're pretty good about this because it's in everyone's best interest. We don't do stupid shit like bombing through crowds of people or ski classes or stuff like that...keep it on the black diamonds, and stay out of the body shop. But just like driving, sometimes people are retarded and unpredictable, so even though this guy's been making a consistent set of turns for a while, he might just suddenly decide to hang one way wide just as I'm trying to pass.

So I go by this guy at Mach 20 and unsettle him a little bit...sorry pal, you're also supposed to look uphill before you traverse. No big deal. We bomb a few more runs and not gonna lie, I doubt there was anyone skiing faster. We were in a freakin groove and aiming to pile on as many runs as possible.

The main chair is a 6-person lift, and about 3 hours and 17 runs into the day, Jeff and I get on with two random people on the left and one random dude on the right. A minute or two into the chair ride, the guy all the way on the left says something about some asshole who cut him off earlier, and the other guy goes "Oh yeah! I saw that! There were two of 'em, and they just blew by on either side of you."

"Yeah, that was it. One of 'em was a litte shorter than the other I think."

Then the guy to my right, who wasn't with those two, leans over and goes, "I think I saw those guys too...right on this trail here. They weren't even making turns, just going straight and completely out of control."

"Yeah! XXXXing assholes. Probably can't even make turns. They shouldn't even be on this mountain, they're gonna kill someone if they keep doing that shit."

"I came *this* close to chasing them down to the lift...if I saw them in line, I was gonna take off my skis, go friggin stand on theirs, and keep 'em there til I could find a ski patrol guy. Hell, I mighta slapped 'em for good measure. XXXXing assholes."

:eek:

Keeping in mind, the whole time, Jeff and I are just sitting there in between all this, not saying a word. They continue for another minute or two, and Jeff and I are lookin at each other like, is this really happening? Is this some kinda setup, where they're "telling us without actually telling us"? Or are they completely clueless that the two assholes they're talking about are sitting right between them? My jacket's bright friggin blue, pretty recognizable...

They finally run out of complaints and curse words, so Jeff and I kinda laugh and shake our heads like we can't believe that these two guys could be such assholes. I ask the guy to my right if he'd skied the west part of the mountain yet, got a couple recommendations of some other stuff that was pretty good that day, etc. Jeff is kinda making small talk with the guys to his left. We get off and say bye to everyone, have a good day, etc...and they go their separate ways.

:confused:

Needless to say, that kinda killed our motivation...took it a little easier after that. :laugh:

We still have no idea if they realized who we were or not. It was wayyy coincidental to get brought up out of nowhere with us on the chair, but then again, the one guy didn't know the other two, and it's not like they had time to coordinate something if they were tryin to punk us. Friggin weird.
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never had that happen, but I was the same kind of speed demon when I skied. Been meaning to get back into it, but lift ticket prices are insane on weekends and I don't have enough vacation time to hit the slopes on wednesday anymore.

Now I'm just a speed demon ice skating and driving my jeep instead.
 
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Another time there were these two guys that we shared a chair with...one was 67, the other was 57. The older guy was telling a story about match.com.

"So I've been on match.com for about 8 years I guess. I've gone on 18 dates, about half of them made it to a second, and about half of those went a few more...I'm thinking about trying somewhere else."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, I'll tell you about this one woman, one of the first I met on there in 2003. Her profile seemed interesting enough, so we chatted briefly online, and agreed to meet up for dinner one night. I thought the date went ok...she brought her dog along, so we had a nice outside table at the restaurant...she was a real estate agent, and was into horses as a hobby. We seemed to get along well, and I was looking forward to asking her out again. Then I get an email from her the next day that says, word for word, 'I'm sorry, but you just don't do a damn thing for me.' Tough luck, huh? At least the sooner the rejection comes, the easier it is to take."

"Wow, that's rough."

"Here's the kicker. About 3 months later I get an email from her, saying that she liked my profile, and was interested in maybe talking a little bit more, asking about my interests, and so on. I write her back and say that I'm really into horses, I'm a dog person, and am currently taking classes for my real estate license. She writes back asking if we've met before...I said yes, about 3 months ago. She replies 'Oh, nevermind then, nice talking to you."

"Guess you made a hell of an impression, huh?"

"Guess so. Fast forward about 6 years, I get *another* email from her, asking the same thing. I write back, '3rd time's the charm?' She never wrote back. Turns out a friend of mine had also gone on a date with her, and basically found out she's just looking for an affair. No commitment."

"Isn't that, uh, a good thing?"

"At my age, I'm looking for something a little more permanent, you know? I mean, I've got 10 years on you, I'm not exactly in the prime of my life anymore."

"Right, so you're a completely forgettable person who'll turn down the chance to get laid without commitment. Maybe you should try somewhere else."

:laugh:
 
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Seriously dude, you need to put together a book of short stories or something.

Or keep a blog going with these things.

They're really good.
 
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Like that blog 'Shit my dad says'
 
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"shit uncle chris says"

carmelo needs one too
 
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the UJ forum has eaten my cookies and made me log back in like 30 times today and I think I only viewed two or three subforums.

Anyone know how to make phpbb not be a total retard about cookies? Used to have this issue on CC too before I stopped going there.
 
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ktm racer 419 said:
carmelo needs one too
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Listen, if you want to write a book to get published you need to proofread it before you publish it. To proofread a book, you need to read it. I'll be damned if i'm about to read a XXXXing book.
 
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I think I just may have worked out a deal for this T18, I am XXXXing PSYCHED. I really hope this works out.
 
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asp said:
I'm sure Ross will say something offensive about it.
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Depends, which one is your cousin?


asp said:
One of the guys I played cards with at lunch just told me that my beard was too big and it was bothering him. I told him, "That's too bad." He then went on to ask "Why don't you just... clean it up a bit? You know, with a razor?" Why the fuck do I care what he thinks about my beard?
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Things that annoy Anthony.....


vetteboy said:
So here's my story from skiing the other day.
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Moral of story = youre an asshole :D


asp said:
Seriously. 0.015 is a lot. Must be a drunk machinist doing the grinding.
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:wave:
 
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MOTHERXXXXERS I JUST SCORED A XXXXING DEAL ON A T18 SO SUCK MY DICK THATS RIGHT TAKE MY DICK WITH YOUR HAND AND BY DICK I MEAN PENIS IT'S RIGHT BETWEEN MY LEGS I'LL EVEN TAKE MY PANTS OFF FOR YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND PUT MY PENIS RIGHT IN THERE I WONT PEE OR ANYTHING WHILE IT'S THERE JUST GET IT IN THERE FOR 5-6 MINUTES AND YOU CAN TAKE IT OUT AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE
 
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THAT'S RIGHT, THERE'S MORE!

HE'LL EVEN LET YOU SUCK ON IT INSTEAD OF JUST HOLDING IT IN THERE BECAUSE HE JUST SCORED A T18

BILLY MAYS HERE
 
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I've wanted this setup since XXXXing 2006 XXXXing awesome
 
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