THe NAC Lots-O-BFG KO2 Thread

[Begster]

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I particularly like this one:

Great. Chris the Nice Guy strikes again...and as an added bonus, craps his pants.

 

[asp]

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Here's a short story about girls and bodily functions at the end of a night.

Once upon a time at UMass Amherst there was a party in my ex girlfriend's dorm room. I was invited but didn't plan on showing. Then I got conned into showing up. Sure I'll have a beer. Sure, I'll have another. The party migrated to another dorm room on the same floor. Occupants of said room were cooler, way better looking, single, and I was really good friends with one of them. Yes, it was a girls room.

The one I was really good friends with was drunk. It was like 8:30 or 9pm at the earliest. She had probably 1/3 of a fifth of vodka left and told me to catch up. I promptly completed the duties I was charged with.

After maybe an hour or so more of casual drinking, a game of kings starts and she tells me to sit down next to her. I obeyed again. For those that have ever played Kings, you know that when a Queen is drawn, it means that a round of questions must be asked until someone loses it/laughs/etc. She said "Will you XXXX me?" to me. I didn't budge and kept playing the game like it was a game.

More time passes and more booze is consumed. One of her good friends leaves her with me, in my single room, for me to 'take care of her'.

Bedroom antics ensue. We are both hammered out of our minds. She starts tickling me and I repeated several times 'Stop tickling me or I'm going to puke!' Well, she didn't listen. I hopped up and made it to my trashcan in record time. I puked my brains out while she sat on the bed and watched. Boy, what a way to get to know a girl.

Then I ate a piece of gum and we did it.

The End!

So, uh, We've been together almost 3 years since that happened haha

 

[asp]

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They're real...and they're spectacular.

I talked to her one or two more times after that, but the fire was pretty much out at that point. Last I heard, she'd gotten pregnant from one of the army guys at the base near the strip club, and they'd relocated to North Carolina.

Awesome about the cans.

Too bad about the rest of her life.

 

[MoparManiac]

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I almost crapped my pants just reading that story.

Holy epic.

:thumbup:

Please have some of these for Rocktoberfest.

 

[kastein]

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yeah... that sounds like you kinda dodged a bullet.

I got nothin'... clearly I went to the wrong parties in college.

 

[MoparManiac]

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So, uh, We've been together almost 3 years since that happened haha

Haha she always seems so quiet.

 

[asp]

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Yeah, I want her to cause trouble some more. It gets boring being the only one doing stupid stuff around the house.

 

[kastein]

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Clearly you need more alcohol, firearms, and fireworks around.

I find these three things work well in combination.

 

[mini=man]

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Yeah, I want her to cause trouble some more. It gets boring being the only one doing stupid stuff around the house.

I have old pyrodex that I can't use in my muzzle loader and needs to be burned. I also have a lot of free time :shhh:

 

[ktm racer 419]

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Here's a short story about girls and bodily functions at the end of a night.

Once upon a time at UMass Amherst there was a party in my ex girlfriend's dorm room. I was invited but didn't plan on showing. Then I got conned into showing up. Sure I'll have a beer. Sure, I'll have another. The party migrated to another dorm room on the same floor. Occupants of said room were cooler, way better looking, single, and I was really good friends with one of them. Yes, it was a girls room.

The one I was really good friends with was drunk. It was like 8:30 or 9pm at the earliest. She had probably 1/3 of a fifth of vodka left and told me to catch up. I promptly completed the duties I was charged with.

After maybe an hour or so more of casual drinking, a game of kings starts and she tells me to sit down next to her. I obeyed again. For those that have ever played Kings, you know that when a Queen is drawn, it means that a round of questions must be asked until someone loses it/laughs/etc. She said "Will you XXXX me?" to me. I didn't budge and kept playing the game like it was a game.

More time passes and more booze is consumed. One of her good friends leaves her with me, in my single room, for me to 'take care of her'.

Bedroom antics ensue. We are both hammered out of our minds. She starts tickling me and I repeated several times 'Stop tickling me or I'm going to puke!' Well, she didn't listen. I hopped up and made it to my trashcan in record time. I puked my brains out while she sat on the bed and watched. Boy, what a way to get to know a girl.

Then I ate a piece of gum and we did it.

The End!

So, uh, We've been together almost 3 years since that happened haha

im pretty sure ive heard this one before lol

 

[ktm racer 419]

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yeah... that sounds like you kinda dodged a bullet.

I got nothin'... clearly I went to the wrong parties in college.

my college sucked for that kinda social life

so i just visited adam at school in new york on the weekends

 

[kastein]

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mine did too unless you were a flatbiller bro type... so instead I founded/hung out with a hacker group and caused havoc (of the non destructive sort) on campus.

I have plenty of stories, but most of them cannot be told in writing till the statute of limitations runs out :shhh: they are campfire-only stories

 

[vetteboy]

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mine did too unless you were a flatbiller bro type... so instead I founded/hung out with a hacker group and caused havoc (of the non destructive sort) on campus.

I have plenty of stories, but most of them cannot be told in writing till the statute of limitations runs out :shhh: they are campfire-only stories

I almost got expelled from high school my junior year for hacking.

My "cohort" at the time did actually get expelled, got his GED, went to Oberlin college on a near-full scholarship for comp sci, got his masters, and now gets a ton of money to try and make computers do things they shouldn't.

Funny how these things work out. Incidentally we found out that there were 3 teachers who used the word 'asshole' as their password on the network...

 

[asp]

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hahaha that's hilarious

 

[MoparManiac]

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my college sucked for that kinda social life

so i just visited adam at school in new york on the weekends

Ditto.

I visited my friend at Fitchburg State instead.

One significant night there always reminds me to never drink hard liquor again.

Off-brand bottle of tequila will ruin your night.

All I remember from that night is being in a room full of girls with my buddies friend I met that night, and then later puking in a trash can in a laundry room.

 

[kastein]

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Yep... a couple of my friends in the group got busted on september 11th, 2006 after they did some hacking without me... I was the paranoid op-sec guy in the group, really pissed me off because had I been there I would have kept them from doing the stupid shit they did to get caught. I was off trying to get with a girl I thought was awesome who turned out to be a complete waste of oxygen. Oh well, live and learn, one of the guys managed to not get expelled (my friend Jack - he was one of the guys on the massivemobile recovery trip, bought my MJ from him, etc etc etc) but dropped out the next year when he realized he hated school and could make good money as a consultant even without a degree. The other kid got expelled for a year, came back, promptly started the hacking group up again (I had graduated and left by this point) and got everyone involved who we had thought were too stupid to not get caught. They all proceeded to get caught last year and most of them got in a significant amount of trouble. Glad I was in no way involved in that mess, I got out at the right time.

oh tequila, what a wonderful thing it is... I've actually never had a hangover from it. Me, a couple girls, and two friends of mine killed a 1L bottle of Jose Cuervo in an evening a few years ago, one of the guys was an EMT and weighed like 250lbs. He decided to climb the antenna tower we had installed in the back yard and we had to pull him off it without injuring him or pulling the tower down. That was interesting to say the least.

 

[asp]

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Ken, what'd you guys hack into?

 

[RCman]

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I almost got expelled from high school my junior year for hacking.

My "cohort" at the time did actually get expelled, got his GED, went to Oberlin college on a near-full scholarship for comp sci, got his masters, and now gets a ton of money to try and make computers do things they shouldn't.

Funny how these things work out. Incidentally we found out that there were 3 teachers who used the word 'asshole' as their password on the network...

Funny, I went to college and got my Mech. Engineering degree and somehow ended up running an IT dept for a town. Now I try to find ways to keep you buggers out of my network.

Ditto.

I visited my friend at Fitchburg State instead.

One significant night there always reminds me to never drink hard liquor again.

Off-brand bottle of tequila will ruin your night.

All I remember from that night is being in a room full of girls with my buddies friend I met that night, and then later puking in a trash can in a laundry room.

You drove all the way up there for parties... man now I understand how ya'll missed out on the good 'ol times. FSC (now FSU) parties were nothing the few times I went (met girls at a bar and buddies wanting to date said girls that went there).

You'll have to come up my way more often. We don't have huge deals every weekend anymore (everyone nows has jobs) but we still get by.

 

[kastein]

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We did all sorts of stuff. That's all I'm writing down, I'll have to tell you a couple stories about it later tonight

 

[xjbump]

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Here's a short story about girls and bodily functions at the end of a night.

Once upon a time at UMass Amherst there was a party in my ex girlfriend's dorm room. I was invited but didn't plan on showing. Then I got conned into showing up. Sure I'll have a beer. Sure, I'll have another. The party migrated to another dorm room on the same floor. Occupants of said room were cooler, way better looking, single, and I was really good friends with one of them. Yes, it was a girls room.

The one I was really good friends with was drunk. It was like 8:30 or 9pm at the earliest. She had probably 1/3 of a fifth of vodka left and told me to catch up. I promptly completed the duties I was charged with.

After maybe an hour or so more of casual drinking, a game of kings starts and she tells me to sit down next to her. I obeyed again. For those that have ever played Kings, you know that when a Queen is drawn, it means that a round of questions must be asked until someone loses it/laughs/etc. She said "Will you XXXX me?" to me. I didn't budge and kept playing the game like it was a game.

More time passes and more booze is consumed. One of her good friends leaves her with me, in my single room, for me to 'take care of her'.

Bedroom antics ensue. We are both hammered out of our minds. She starts tickling me and I repeated several times 'Stop tickling me or I'm going to puke!' Well, she didn't listen. I hopped up and made it to my trashcan in record time. I puked my brains out while she sat on the bed and watched. Boy, what a way to get to know a girl.

Then I ate a piece of gum and we did it.

The End!

So, uh, We've been together almost 3 years since that happened haha

Great story Anthony. I have a similar one but I'll shorten it. Drunk antics, card playin, sex, motion led to puking on someones back, led to other person puking, led to finishing in shower. Good girl but never say her again, that I know of.