THe NAC Lots-O-BFG KO2 Thread

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I'd tell you to change your own oil, but I know who I'm taking to. :D

Missed this, I actually don't change my oil at all. I refuse to have anyone else but myself change my oil. I can do it faster, put whatever I want in, and be assured my drain plug and oil filter were not torqued down to 1000ft/lbs while crossthreaded in.

I sir may not take good care of my vehicles but that does not mean I do not know how:gee:.

Which reminds me how dissapointed I am. I put oil in the xj a few days ago and it friggin runs way better WTF. I don't know if I should be proud to have such a unkillable jeep or should I be ashamed that I can't kill it..
 
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Remind me to never get my oil changed at Valvoline
:dunno: I don't work there anymore and haven't in years, so I don't really care, just don't go to jiffy lube :spin1: We only had two vehicles go into the pit in the two years I was there, both were driver error - one the pickup-driving retard, another was a frequent customer who was driving a fleet car (she worked at a car rental place, so she usually brought their fleet vehicles in for service) and for some reason decided that right and left were switched one day. Drove straight into the pit, luckily didn't fall all the way in, minor scuffing on one hubcap was the only damage.

Up until last night when my brother told me he wanted to play an old school game; same here.

So in 1995 I could play Mario Kart online with people?

I was only allowed to play video games when it wasn't a good idea for me to be playing outside (like a thunderstorm). Otherwise I was sent outside. I wish kids today did it that way.
Agreed. We didn't even own a TV until I was 14, I didn't have video games till I was 16, and look how I turned out :looney:
 
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So in 1995 I could play Mario Kart online with people?

I was only allowed to play video games when it wasn't a good idea for me to be playing outside (like a thunderstorm). Otherwise I was sent outside. I wish kids today did it that way.

Emulators and I never went outside and look how awesome I turned out. I was raised by television, JEALOUS!?
 
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Mario Kart taught me everything I know about driving

drive over a banana peel and you do 360's til you stop

Ditto...I go on addictinggames.com for about 20 minutes one or two nights a week when it's about 10 p.m.

i havent been there since accounting class when i was a sophomore in high school
 
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i havent been there since accounting class when i was a sophomore in high school

Wow, ditto except I was in Cisco Networking or whatever that class was called. Getting the only A i've ever gotten in High School I think.
 
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STOP YOU'RE DESTROYING MY CHILDHOOD, THEY KNEW EVERYTHING!!!

Totally, after Pinky & The Brain taught me science I learned physical education from Dragon Ball Z. Granted all I learned was if I clench my fists and scream really loud I should get way stronger. I guess that's why I was a little chubby there for a few years. All in all though Dragon Ball Z taught a pretty sound work out routine.

Throw things

Get angry

Throw things

Blow up the moon

Punch mountains

...and now I'm in the incredible physical shape you see today:dunno:
 
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Colin, you are DEFINITELY Pinky.

Colin is incredibly smart for someone that's retarded, anyone ever notice? He's the only mentally retarded person I know that is better than me at math...
 
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Bet you can't find the square root of MY DICK
 
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I can, but the answer involves imaginary numbers :dunno:
 
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