The FML Thread

[xcm]

its ALLWAYS the church folk that XXXX up everything....

 

[Darky]

its ALLWAYS the church folk that XXXX up everything....

facepalm

 

[ChiXJeff]

But you t-boned a car and didn't break anything...other than the bike. Plus, now get to fight her insurance to pay for everything! Yeah, FYL...

Subrogation. Your insurance can and will go after the at-fault driver's insurance. Me, I won't even talk to the other insurance company after Allstate tried some fraud on me 10+ years ago.

 

[xcm]

facepalm

i :facepalm: thou's facepalm.


....indeeeeed.

 

[bails85]

I found the guy today on craigslist. He wasn't selling my audio equipment but was selling similar stuff. So I hit him up and met up at his house. He opened his garage and I saw my tool box laying there. I confronted him and told him he has 2 hours to get all my stuff back or i'd turn his butt in. He was on house arrest so I had lots of leverage. Got everything back except for my shifter knob.

you have a bigger heart than i do. thiefsare the worst people there are. if it doesnt belong to you dont fing touch it.

 

[xcm]

bails85 woulda left him drywalled him into his own garage!

 

[bails85]

thats right. i dont take kindly to thiefs especially stupid ones like this idiot. wtf did he really think that posting on cl wasnt going to get him caught up? dude would have got some dental work done thats for sure.

 

[Darky]

i :facepalm: thou's facepalm.


....indeeeeed.

There's idiots in all quarters. We've found the atheists' idiot. The other guy found the church going idiot with his motorcycle.

 

[xcm]

thats agnostic, dont assume.

the differance between atheist and agnostic is big, unlike the differance between catholics and muslims.

 

[Darky]

For someone who questions, you seem awfully hostile towards the idea.

 

[JeepCherokeeGuy99]

thats right. i dont take kindly to thiefs especially stupid ones like this idiot. wtf did he really think that posting on cl wasnt going to get him caught up? dude would have got some dental work done thats for sure.

If he wasnt 16 I would have definitely done some damage

 

[Darky]

16 and already on house arrest...he's got a real future ahead of him!

 

[bails85]

^ this. maybe a good ass whipping is what the kid needs.

 

[GrimmJeeper]

It would be nice to be a judge.

"Bailiff, take him out back and beat the sh!t out of him, then send him on his way. Next case."

 

[JeepCherokeeGuy99]

I was carrying heavy pots upstairs yesterday and tripped and got karate chopped by the rim of the pot. Still hurts to chew and swallow..FML

 

[JohnX]

I thought the day my wife left would be the worst day of my life. FML

 

[Ryno XJ]

I thought the day my wife left would be the worst day of my life. FML

You ok John?

 

[JohnX]

Still here. Thanks for worrying

 

[Ryno XJ]

Just checkin' man.lol

 

[JeepCherokeeGuy99]

John your avatar really scares me when you say that!