The FML Thread

[tone]

spent two day in L.a. working on the heep. Hurried to finish yesterday to make a concert with the misses. spoke to her at 6- got there at 8 - she was drunk off her ass.. lost her cell phone and within twenty minutes security was pullin me off some idiot that was trying to grab my ladies ass - so needless to say i missed the concert...

on the way home the lady decided to puke down the side of my chevy which then plastered the front of the jeep on the flatbed...

so now the misses has to wash two trucks!!

FHL

 

[souske]

FHL

Make her do it hung over, in a bikini
Won't ever happen again...

 

[91blackbox]

i woke her up at 5a.m. and told her that since she was callin off sick from work she needs to get up feed the kids take them to school and come back to wash my trucks.... guess what.. she went to work... so now i have the trucks sittin in the driveway with the bucket and towels!!!

 

[Skwerly]

LOL! Be careful though, sport; payback is a female dog, from what I understand. I’m sure there are many, many nights where you’ve been hammered and she couldn’t stand ya.

 

[Jays siik xj]

:helpme::helpme::helpme:

I hate wiring! FML!!!!

 

[Reedster]

I just got a red light ticket in the mail from the drive home from goatfest, and it xsays I owe the victorville police dept $490 FML!

I think they aren't really enforcing those in Victorville. They've pulled a bunch of the cameras and are eventually going to pull them all. I'd think real hard about not paying it if it was me.

 

[91blackbox]

derek - nope i don't get hammered when out on the town... just at home... and thats rare... so she can't get me back lol at least that way!!

 

[Darky]

Driving a 73 Ford with no functioning heat with the vent windows open so i don't suffocate on the exhaust being temporarily dumped directly behind the cab, with no mufflers, at night when it's below 40 degrees out. And the wife keeps losing my beanie. It was probably me that lost it...

 

[Jays siik xj]

FML I just finished my growler of Hangar 24 Orange Wheat and my gf doesn't get off for another Hr and a half... I need a DD to go refill my shiieett!

 

[JohnX]

FML I just finished my growler of Hangar 24 Orange Wheat and my gf doesn't get off for another Hr and a half... I need a DD to go get a DUI!

:twak:

 

[Papercut]

Fml, buddys ex found my number and she keeps calling and texting me saying if I met him on a dating site? I texted her back saying who I was, then she went off saying he was hooking up with guys. Wow I'm lost and just woke up.

 

[cracker]

Fml, buddys ex found my number and she keeps calling and texting me saying if I met him on a dating site? I texted her back saying who I was, then she went off saying he was hooking up with guys. Wow I'm lost and just woke up.

You should sent that picture from the desert

 

[Papercut]

You should sent that picture from the desert

Haha, Everyone knows this chick is crazy! But WTF calling my buddy gay is a whole new story.

 

[tone]

Jon you should turn the tables and text her back and pretend your Amy and start bitching her out and post up the convo

 

[Papercut]

Jon you should turn the tables and text her back and pretend your Amy and start bitching her out and post up the convo

Oh she's scared of Amy. I don't blame her tho!

 

[tone]

Less talk more win

 

[GrimmJeeper]

I sense a disturbance in the shelbows, leave it alone or it will consume your life!

 

[Papercut]

I sense a disturbance in the shelbows, leave it alone or it will consume your life!

Ding Ding we have a winner! Lol I just sent a one line text back.

 

[kastein]

mildly hungover

fml

 

[JohnX]

mildly hungover

fml

Shouldn't have had the second beer after dinner huh? :roflmao: