The FML Thread

[JohnX]

Never happen. I wouldn't give the liberals the satisfaction of using a gun, when I check out it'll be in a car so we can call it an accident (but todays not that day ).

 

[karstic]

That little excursion across the centerline is going to cost me over $500. FML

 

[Fornstar]

Sitting in the parking lot waiting for the pharmacy to open to fill a prescription. Have to take Xanax to go to the dentist this morning. Have a slight case of dentophobia.... FML

Matt

 

[Spearfisher XJ]

Never happen. I wouldn't give the liberals the satisfaction of using a gun, when I check out it'll be in a car so we can call it an accident (but todays not that day ).

OMG that was funny :roflmao:

 

[Lurch]

Broke off one of the diff cover bolts in the pumpkin, took most of the skin off of my knuckles, bolt is still in there. FML.

 

[Monkey55]

I just wasted 2 minutes of my life reading the last couple of pages of this thread.. FML!!!!!


:banghead:

 

[JohnX]

Just got home, party here in 10 hours. I guess i'll sleep tomorrow. FML

 

[scottmcneal]

I got the weekend planned for offroading and I got the flu. FML

 

[souske]

Scott, not a problem, just put a wag bag in the drivers seat

 

[GrimmJeeper]

I just got a red light ticket in the mail from the drive home from goatfest, and it xsays I owe the victorville police dept $490 FML!

 

[Speedbump96]

i have to work for 24hrs today OOORRRAHHH Marine Corps FML

 

[kastein]

I just got a red light ticket in the mail from the drive home from goatfest, and it xsays I owe the victorville police dept $490 FML!

did you actually run the red light? if you didn't, fight that shit.

 

[GrimmJeeper]

did you actually run the red light? if you didn't, fight that shit.

oh yes, but not on purpose. it was raining pretty hard and I wasn't paying attention... didn't even notice I was going through an intersection :doh:

 

[JeepCherokeeGuy99]

Have two 5 page reports to write and a crime scene sketch due by Monday. FML

 

[WraithKWK]

My boss calls me today to tell me he's broke and closing the Mechanic shop. I just got Laid Off

 

[bails85]

That happens to me pretty often. Construction. Should happen again Thursday or Friday.

 

[Original_MudButt]

I turn 50 today..........:hang:

 

[Fornstar]

I turn 50 today..........:hang:

Happy Birthday!!:cheers:

Matt

 

[JohnX]

Yep, ya old fart

 

[91blackbox]

spent two day in L.a. working on the heep. Hurried to finish yesterday to make a concert with the misses. spoke to her at 6- got there at 8 - she was drunk off her ass.. lost her cell phone and within twenty minutes security was pullin me off some idiot that was trying to grab my ladies ass - so needless to say i missed the concert...

on the way home the lady decided to puke down the side of my chevy which then plastered the front of the jeep on the flatbed...

so now the misses has to wash two trucks!!