The "Ask Crazyjim a question" Thread

[.hendrix.]

why did the doctor smile when i got a hernia check during my physical today...

 

[ocean_jet]

Jim you NEED a daytime job bud! Think working them late night hours is getting to your head......

So my question to you is: Will crazyjim ever get a daytime job?

Don't pimps work at night?

 

[Gerr]

how about this one:

how do i explain to my wife why i spend so much time on without sounding like a nerdboy?

tell her to be glad it isn't porn then take her to the bed room :scottm:

 

[Gerr]

what does this make you want more, tacos? or waffles?

lol neither makes me want to hit it with a electric fly swatter

 

[Gerr]

It's definitely an axle!

wrong it is a upside down axle
:nono:

 

[RªMB°]

Will Jim pay me the $40 he owes me tomorrow and retrieve his muffler?

 

[Gerr]

Will Jim pay me the $40 he owes me tomorrow and retrieve his muffler?

the answer is maybe kinda possibly ye-no

 

[RªMB°]

the answer is maybe kinda possibly ye-no

What happen to Jim I though this was his post whore thread...?
No offense Gerr

 

[GrimmJeeper]

the answer is maybe kinda possibly ye-no

i was thinking "Outlook no so good"

 

[jeeperjohn]

Will gas ever get cheap enough for me to go wheeling again?

 

[crazyjim]

Are all your answers this useless?

Nobody said they would be useful, or even correct :laugh:

 

[crazyjim]

thus lowering his post count...good idea!

Hahaha, how's the view from those coattails? :laugh:

 

[crazyjim]

Jim you NEED a daytime job bud! Think working them late night hours is getting to your head......

So my question to you is: Will crazyjim ever get a daytime job?

I hope so I'm tired of this night and weekend bs.

 

[crazyjim]

why did the doctor smile when i got a hernia check during my physical today...

Because it was the first one of the day that there wasn't any blood. Consider yourself lucky

 

[crazyjim]

Will Jim pay me the $40 he owes me tomorrow and retrieve his muffler?

Chances are he will pay you the $20 he owes you on Tuesday, and pay you an additional $20 for your muffler. Thus only oweing $20.

 

[crazyjim]

Will gas ever get cheap enough for me to go wheeling again?

The question should not be whether or not gas will be cheap enough for you to wheel again, but instead; "Will I ever make enough money to afford these insane gas prices again?" In either case, the answer is definitely no. However I DO see in your near future spending money on wheeling no matter what.

 

[xjeepers2]

ok so i just paid for a membership and i cant post forums wtf?

 

[GrimmJeeper]

why has it taken you so long to get back to whoring?

 

[GrimmJeeper]

oh, and how many houses on my street have red front doors?

 

[crazyjim]

ok so i just paid for a membership and i cant post forums wtf?

I'm not understanding, nobody can POST forums... you can only post IN forums...