The "Ask Crazyjim a question" Thread

[swbooking]

Me.

LOL :roflmao:

 

[crazyjim]

Jim, why did the dinosaurs die?

It was gods will, to provide us with some mmm mmm good oil thousands of years later. To power our Jeeps to go wheelin'

 

[Leep]

There has... been one... that I could never answer.

What was that question and why could you not answer it

 

[swbooking]

It was gods will, to provide us with some mmm mmm good oil thousands of years later. To power our Jeeps to go wheelin'

hahaha EPIC answer! Nice one!

 

[Kejtar]

so what offensive acts did me or the BSC perform at the xmas party?

i dont recall hitting anyone, wheeling drunk, pooping in public etc.......

so wheres the beef?

Nobody said you commited any offensive acts at the Xmas party....

So Jim, what are this weeks Lotto numbers?

 

[xDUMPTRUCKx]

come on al youve seen his lady

LOL :roflmao:

 

[ManBearPig]

What happens if you remove the tags from mattresses? The ones that say "Do not remove under penalty of law"

 

[crazyjim]

What was that question and why could you not answer it

That was the question.

 

[crazyjim]

Nobody said you commited any offensive acts at the Xmas party....

So Jim, what are this weeks Lotto numbers?

Number 1 = 11
Number 2 = 40
Number 3 = 16
Number 4 = 45
Number 5 = 49
Number 6 = 48

 

[swbooking]

come on al youve seen his lady

haha actually I dont think I have... Pics please?

Number 1 = 4
Number 2 = 8
Number 3 = 15
Number 4 = 16
Number 5 = 23
Number 6 = 42

EDITED... Youll probably have more luck with these

 

[crazyjim]

What happens if you remove the tags from mattresses? The ones that say "Do not remove under penalty of law"

They spontaneously combust! Sweet party trick!

 

[Ryan93]

will my ex girlfriend ever stop texting me?

 

[crazyjim]

haha actually I dont think I have... Pics please?



EDITED...

 

[crazyjim]

will my ex girlfriend ever stop texting me?

There is indeed one sure fire way to get her to stop texting you. Although it may result in anal inflammation for her, and possibly a law suit for you. Do so at your own risk.

 

[Ryan93]

damn... it will never end

 

[BajaCurt]

haha actually I dont think I have... Pics please?
4 8 15 16 23 42


EDITED...

Good one Alan.

Jim, where is the island on LOST actually located at?
Will Kate end up with Jack or Sawyer?

 

[crazyjim]

damn... it will never end

Is she hung up? Or pissed?

 

[swbooking]

:worship:

 

[swbooking]

Good one Alan.

Jim, where is the island on LOST actually located at?
Will Kate end up with Jack or Sawyer?

YES! Knew someone on here would get it!

 

[ManBearPig]

Can I drain my engine oil and run it with water & soap to get it squeeky clean?