Testicle Toss and more!

d10shun

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I got bored while being snowed in here in Az. This is a fun game called Testicle toss, polish golf, pipe and balls, ladder golf, horseballs, etc. Basically you throw the golf balls and try to place them on the one of the rungs. Caution, this becomes a dangerous game while drunk. :) This will be fun on New Years!

You decide the distance. We have a small backyard so they are close.
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The top rung is one point, middle rung is three points, bottom rung is two points. If your testicles fall off during play you lose those points and dignity.
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Drilled golf balls. String is knotted in 1/2" deep hole and filled with bath caulk. Yes you have to completely fill the hole with white caulk. This step is often messy but always rewarding.
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To kick off the new year - the always popular potato cannon. You can jam potatoes, squash, cucumbers, yams, oranges, lemons, apples - whatever - inside. For New Years you can add confetti or shredded paper on top of the plug for a ticker tape parade and lots of fun clean up in the morning.
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Beveled tip shears plug for a snug fit.
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Igniter can be gas lantern flint sparker or piezoelectric ingniter like I used here.
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Wires held in place and cap sealed with JB weld. If there is a hole on the other side of the cap you will get a hot blast of ignited gas that will burn your fingers.
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Igniter from a $3 candle lighter.
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Fuel. You can use hairspray (sticky) or whatever you can find that is extremely flammable.
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What cool things have you made with Schedule 40? Potato petards? Rockets? Sex toys?
 
Light sticks are fun to shoot out of those things too... my tater cannon has a spark generator from a funace strapped to it- never fails :D
 
Do the light sticks explode on impact? There has to be environmental reprocussions as well. Um, that sounded gay sorry.
 
try right guard deodorant spray insted of hairspray, it is more flamable and stuff doesn't get all sticky. I got more distance with the deodorant too.
 
Big Kev said:
try right guard deodorant spray insted of hairspray, it is more flamable and stuff doesn't get all sticky. I got more distance with the deodorant too.

......and the taters didn't have BO either.

Built rocket launcher out of pvc last weekend, paper rockets are simple to make and fun for the neighbor kids to shag........$21 worth of pipe and an old sprinkler valve. Just plug in the compressor and launch away.
 
d10shun said:
Fuel. You can use hairspray (sticky) or whatever you can find that is extremely flammable.

black powder?


wait. That's explosive...not flammable.

still...


no, no...gun cotton! yeah, baby.
 
Black powder? Now that becomes illegal. Hairspray, deodorant spray, butane refills will keep the 5.0 off your back.
 
d10shun said:
Black powder? Now that becomes illegal. Hairspray, deodorant spray, butane refills will keep the 5.0 off your back.
Yeah, because potato guns don't make extremely suspicious sounds to the neighbors.
 
Some of our family friends made that game a few years back. I thought it was stupid at first, but after playing a few games, I was hooked. Also thought they were the only ones to know about it, where ever we took it, people always asked and wanted to play.

I love cancelling out other people's good scores. Had one guy throw the golf balls so hard, he broke one of the sides, needless to say, havent played since, because they are yet to fix it.

Other wise a really fun game.
 
[frank and beans voice]Caulk and balls[/frank and beans voice]

Try a mix of hairspray and ether starting fluid. Potating catching, while drunk on the golf course, is a local tradition back in Flag.

Fergie
 
d10shun said:
I got bored while being snowed in here in Az.
Yea, those 2 hrs/year must be a bitch.
 
kid4lyf said:
Yea, those 2 hrs/year must be a bitch.

As you can see I recently shoveled my backyard for the pics.

I noticed that in Arizona the laws have changed and now classifies anything that can be made to explode illegal, even if it is hairspray. What about New Years eve poppers?
http://armsandthelaw.com/archives/2005/11/amusing_note_on.php
Glendale and Phoenix outlawed potato cannons but I found nothing for Gilbert where I live.
 
ok so you dont want to use black powder. piccolo petes(the whisteling fireworks) take all the powder out of those and smash it up and its the same thing as black powder. put that in your launcher or in a dry 20 0z. bottle and put a fuse in the lid and light it. ground blooms work too hahah yay!
 
When you're livin' in the South City of Saint Louis in the summer time, the ONLY game you play while drinking cold beer with pals is washers. Right before I moved out here we went to a BBQ and my buddy unveiled his testicle toss game. It was OK but I prefer washers. Ya know...I never thought I'd say this but...that's actually one of the things I miss about St. Louis. There was a Park just down the street that had Leagues during the summer. Who needs bowling when you've got a freakin washer league? God bless America :us: .
 
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