It's clear to me that you are the guy who steps in dogcrap and then tries to convince everyone around you that it's just chocolate.
You are THAT guy.
Prove me wrong.
And it's clear to me you are THAT guy who sits in a dark room, windows blackened with lead paint , naked, polishing his shotgun while scheming new, exciting ways to link any form of social obligation -- however mild, and or necessary for a population to function -- with the inevitable onset of communism and the decay of democracy.
Prove me wrong.