At least I'm not a stalker.
He should-have put a gun in one of the buck's hooves after he shot it.
I also own a MB 240D. So, I am on one of the MB boards as well. A few years back one of that Forums members posted a story about a deer attack. We thought it was him, but it wasn't.
Anyways, the story was of a rancher that wanted a pet deer or such. The guy roped a deer, and it kicked a screamed. The guy released it, and then took pitty that it still had the rope around its neck. He tried to get the rope off. The deer turned on him, butted him to the ground, and then started to stoop on him with those sharp hoofs. The guy had been around more than a few animals. And he compared it to other animals, as far as being bit and stomped on. It made it a lot funnier and a bit cringeing. Then the deer started to bit him, and he referenced being bit no like a pitbull or such.
In the mid 90's, one of the Local talk radio shows, Bob & Tom, played a recording of a guy who for some reason was being attached by a deer. He was locked in a Phne Booth. It was truly funny.
I was at a NASCAR race in the late 80's, Pocono. Before the race, the track workers had to clear the track of any obsticles. There were a few fawns in the infield. They were chasing them up and down the back streatch. There was a fairly big guy, who thoguh he had one of the fawns cornered. The fawn, bounced off the wall and put the guy on his back. The next time, the fawn was thrown over the wall.
Tom