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I'm a sales manager at a really big franchise car dealership in the Seattle area. In my 5 years in the car business, I've seen some pretty amazing stuff, but twice this week, I was left speechless.
STORY ONE:
Earlier this week, we had a gentleman try to finance a new car. When he was filling out the credit application, I watched (from across the showroom) as he pulled out THREE fake social security cards and basically was saying, "pick a card, any card!"
This pissed me off...so I called the cops. We told him to wait while we submitted him to get approved (and sure enough, one of the social security numbers had strong credit) and waited for the cops. When thay arrived, he suddenly couldn't speak English anymore. Two minutes before he was telling us what options he wanted, then he was "no habla english." It was gratifying to watch him get handcuffed and hauled away.
STORY TWO:
Just yesterday, we achieved a new record for the worst credit score in dealership history. The guy had SIX pages of unpaid collections and charge-offs. THREE auto repo's. TWO Bankruptcies. ONE forclosure.
Credit scores range from 350-850, depending on which bureau. This guy was a 356. 356!!! AND HE WAS TRYING TO BUY A CAR!!! He was trying to get a loan! AGGGHHH! Amazing. So, hopefully you've enjoyed this glimpse into the car industry and laugh a little as we all did. I'm sure Goatman has some similarly funny stories.
-----Matt-----
STORY ONE:
Earlier this week, we had a gentleman try to finance a new car. When he was filling out the credit application, I watched (from across the showroom) as he pulled out THREE fake social security cards and basically was saying, "pick a card, any card!"
This pissed me off...so I called the cops. We told him to wait while we submitted him to get approved (and sure enough, one of the social security numbers had strong credit) and waited for the cops. When thay arrived, he suddenly couldn't speak English anymore. Two minutes before he was telling us what options he wanted, then he was "no habla english." It was gratifying to watch him get handcuffed and hauled away.
STORY TWO:
Just yesterday, we achieved a new record for the worst credit score in dealership history. The guy had SIX pages of unpaid collections and charge-offs. THREE auto repo's. TWO Bankruptcies. ONE forclosure.
Credit scores range from 350-850, depending on which bureau. This guy was a 356. 356!!! AND HE WAS TRYING TO BUY A CAR!!! He was trying to get a loan! AGGGHHH! Amazing. So, hopefully you've enjoyed this glimpse into the car industry and laugh a little as we all did. I'm sure Goatman has some similarly funny stories.

-----Matt-----