Satan is alive and well

[red91]

Get your ass up here and I'll set you up with my attorney.

I'm goona play the game with her for awhile...since she's walking the state considers it abandonment ( thats what they'll call it anyhow ) so I save my shekels to hire an attorney ( female with kids preferably ) and then I drop the bomb, become the petitioner, get my case all together....

She'll have the confidence of Custard before he got his ass kicked.

And look like him afterwards. I know her budget and habits. She won't be able to save much of anything..I figure I sock away almost 2K by the first of the year, family kicks in $500 the minute I'm ready to go...and I have a bunch of witnesses to call from including her brother and her ex husband.

It's gonna make Hiroshima look like a Sunday picnic.

 

[red91]

So your wife lost weight, got hot and left you? Sucks.

I wouldn't say hot...better looking yes.

Hot...no she does not look like eva longoria.

Even if you lose alot of weight...it shows...and on her...it really shows.

 

[Darky]

and her ex husband.

Wait...you are her ex-husband...

 

[red91]

Hey BITCH I got a seat for ya:wave: :wave:

COOL !

now all I need to do is arrange transportation to and from the airport.

Thats probably gonna be the tough part.

 

[Darky]

COOL !

now all I need to do is arrange transportation to and from the airport.

Thats probably gonna be the tough part.

get a pair of comfy shoes...

 

[Kittrell]

Thats Yiddish for little bird DJ.

I think he's taking a shot at your "junk".

Well thats just uncalled for.

 

[Kudzu]

COOL !

now all I need to do is arrange transportation to and from the airport.

Thats probably gonna be the tough part.

hehe..take a little longer & fly into ATL or BHM

 

[DrMoab]

COOL !

now all I need to do is arrange transportation to and from the airport.

Thats probably gonna be the tough part.

Hey Scott, most of the IC will be heading down. Im sure if you fly into SLC you won't have a problem getting a lift.

 

[red91]

hehe..take a little longer & fly into ATL or BHM

Newer job, no vacation, I can give up one day get there early friday morning...I'd love to take a week and a half off...but it's gonna be hard enough conning the parental units into watching the kids for 3 days.

I don't condone torture...well at least not in this case....

 

[GSequoia]

You're stillin Florida, right?

Bet'cha can pick up some nice retired Jewish Widow, might even find a rich one!

 

[red91]

You're stillin Florida, right?

Bet'cha can pick up some nice retired Jewish Widow, might even find a rich one!

I wish...mom had a stroke and I came back to Wa. She alright now, but it was a bitch there for awhile.

That was NOT what I wanted to do either...but such is life.

 

[GSequoia]

I wish...mom had a stroke and I came back to Wa. She alright now, but it was a bitch there for awhile.

That was NOT what I wanted to do either...but such is life.

Ah.

WEll then...

You're pretty much fawked.

:illegalflipoffsmilie:

 

[red91]

Ah.

WEll then...

You're pretty much fawked.

:illegalflipoffsmilie:

Not yet but I'm looking to get that way...

Where have all the hotties gone ?

 

[GSequoia]

Where have all the hotties gone ?

They heard you were on the market and ran, ran, ran away!

 

[red91]

They heard you were on the market and ran, ran, ran away!

Good their just trouble anyhow !

More beer for me to drink.

 

[Kudzu]

Not yet but I'm looking to get that way...

Where have all the hotties gone ?

We're in the South..you left us

 

[red91]

We're in the South..you left us

Can heather come out to play?

 

[Kudzu]

Can heather come out to play?

BUY ME A TICKET

 

[red91]

ow...quit yelling.

Maybe I can get Troy to write you a TICKET.

 

[Kudzu]

ow...quit yelling.

Maybe I can get Troy to write you a TICKET.

Bite Me