Pranks at work...

I had one played on me that was good. While I was out on the road two of my coworkers removed the air out of my tire and replaced it with water. Talk about a bad vibration at 50 mph.....I wanted to park that car on his desk that day!
 
Fun ones for vehicles:
Rocks in the hubcaps of work van
Silicon grease under the door handles
WD40 on the windshield wiper blades
Zip tie on the driveshaft.
Rainbow sticker on friend’s bumper
Called the office line as a concerned citizen and complained about a tech being dressed like a woman and putting on makeup while driving. (he got a talking to)
Removed the antennas from the fleet vehicles so that the radios only played static

Office:
Hit the Print Screen button, pasted it into MS Paint, and then saved it as the desktop background on manager’s computer
Zip tied the bottom of office chairs to the desk
Created a key stroke macro so that every time my co-worker hit the spacebar his computer would bark
Requested info from Bed Wetter’s Anonymous to be sent to my co-workers home
Signed co-worker up for CL dating
Signed co-worker up for Catholic Singles
I got in to work early and stood by the front door and told everyone that the door was locked. I then left and got a coffee from Starbucks. When I came back 30 minutes later, the group had doubled and was still waiting outside.


That’s just what comes to mind in about 10 minutes of thinking. I know I have a lot more.
 
I signed my boss up for the David Hasselhoff fan club. He gets at least one email a week and it drives him nuts. He isnt very computer literate. He cant figure out how to get rid of them. He doesnt realize there is a link in the email to cancel the memebership.
 
iv done the back ground one once. Take a screen shot of the background. move all the icons off the screen then set the back ground as the screen shot. Make sure to drag down the start menu..

a good one it to fold a ketkup packet in half with a small opening and set it underneath the toliet seat..
 
Working in an corporate office we used to frequently log in to the mail server with Telnet and send emails to people from other people.. love emails.. hate emails.. propositions for promotios.. with telnet you can configure the header to be from anyone since the email is coming directly from the server. Santa, the easter bunny.. and every other fictional character sent some harsh emails..

I am a big fan of taking the mouse ball out.. so it doesn't work.. or putting a piece of scotch tape on the inside so it only rolls one way.. or not at all.

On the flip side.. While on a business trip, I had every flat surface of my cube covered in sticky notes...

I have also had my cube filled with Peanuts, they taped a box to the opeaning and filled her up...


I like to fill up people cabnets with peanuts so they dump everywhere when they open then...


The worst.. a friend of mine where going back and forth hiding a can of spam in eachothers cubes.. to see who took the longest to find it.. I duck taped it to the bottom frame portion of his chair... he came in to work and plopped down on his chair.. and splatt.. spam and that jello stuff all over the floor... I swear you can still smell it in his cube.
 
spam is nasty! thats hillarious though.

and i did that desktop swap to my mom (she's the secretary here) , she's not very computer savvy.

i hit print screen and then moved all of the icons to a folder off the desktop and hid the start bar.

she called the computer guy because her computer froze up. she must have shut it down and restarted it 10 times.


and another time i moved all of the icons off and took a picture with a small window open.

then when i put it as the desk top and put the icons back everything worked but there was this window that she couldnt close!



and back in my pizza delivery days some of the pizza makers would think it was funny to "hide" roasted garlic under the floor mats in my van.

couldnt figure out why my van started smelling like pizza all of a sudden. i'd been driving for almost a year! why would it start smelling now?

well i found the garlic.

and we obviously got free soda while we were there so if someone got a soda and left it un attended, and someone else was feeling particularly mischeivious, the victim got some pepperoncini juice dumped into his soda.


and one april 1st i cam into work early,

when ever there is a messup pizza it goes on the back counter and anyone who's hungry would grab a slice and go back to work.

so i proceeded to make a "mess up" pizza to put on the back counter. it was a king arthur's special supreme pizza with everything on it. it was a medium. and it was really hard to cut for some reason....

it was probably the cardboard i used for the crust....
 
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That Galic reminds me of a fish prank..

I went Deep Sea fishing with my buddy down in San Diego. As we were pulling the fish out of his tool box my bag ripped and a side of a lizard fish slid down the lid and into his cab, through the split window. I didn't say anything.. I figured it would stink instantly and he would remove it.

So.. I totally forgot about.. as it was june in San DIego, and we lived in Santee, it was high 90's. 4 days later he comes over and sits down at my pad.. and just STUNK... it was soo bad it made me gag..

I asked him WTF he was doing.. and he was all bent that his truck smelt like death. Well.. Low and behold that piece of fish took a day and a half and then just exploded into the worst thing I have ever smelt.. I was dry heaving trying to help him locate it..

I am not sure I ever fest up to that one :):shhh:
 
mine is kinda lame, when i worked at the exhaust/lube shop in town, my buddies sent this chick in with a durango that had a sqeak in the suspension some where, they told her it was a bad muffler bearing, so im trying to not laugh at this chick and keep a profesional stature, i asked her who told her that it was a bad muffler bearing, she named off a few of my freinds so i let her in on what was going on and sent her away to tell them i dropped a new set down the carb for 100 bucks. she tore them a new one 10 minsutes after letting them think i actually sold her muffler bearings.

when i worked at the cold storage frost would build up on the bottom of the reefer unit inside of the doors, i would wait untill some one would come through the door on a forklift and smack the bottom of the unit with a board and cover them in snow!
another good one was to tie a rope to the back of a lift and then to a pallet, the unsuspecting driver would never notice it untill the stack of pallets was all over the loading dock!!

washable spray paint stuff is fun on the bosses car,and filling it to the roof with ballons was funny too!!!
 
Well I just signed my boss up for one of the free in home Kriby vaccum cleaner demos. those guys take like 2 hours.
 
The old paint rag under the welder is always nice, or if you have any of the small bundles of fire crackers. I guess this doesnt fully apply, but I work in the parts / shipping dept. I sometimes sculpt large things with packing materials. I did a Giant Hand, a giant phone, and a Giant coffee cup.

*some days at work are better than a day off... heh heh
 
I have a few.

1. After the movie "Waiting" came out, a few of the guys at work decided it would be fun to play the penis showing game. I saw Tyler's balls a few times, he saw mine too. Anyway, I was sent into the basement to find out why the water heater was leaking. I walked halfway down the stairs, where I could see almost the whole room, and then I realized the water heater wasn't down there. I was just about to head back up the stairs when I heard someone clear their throat. I looked up to see Tyler, with his pants around his ankles, bent over, showing me "The Goat" as he had pushed his balls out between his legs. I can't get that image out of my mind.

2. Since I worked in an auto shop at the time, we always had some carb cleaner, or starting fluid on hand. It was fun to wait outside the bathroom door, up against the wall. When someone was exiting, they would step out into a cloud of fire. That game quickly evolved to early arrival to work so you could get the person first thing in the morning, as they walked in the back door. Then we were crawling under cars so we could flame on each other's legs. I waited under a car for like 10 minutes to get one of my coworkers.

3. One of my personal favorites was when someone was installing a rebuilt engine, or had just finished rebuilding one, to hide under the car for the initial startup. Let it run a few minutes, then start beating on the oil pan with a ratchet handle or something. Do it at a pace that is consistent with a rod knocking. They shut it off so fast, I love it.

4. My brother likes to have a coworker tell the new guy to ask him how his sister swims. It goes something like this.
Coworker, "Ask Bobby how his sister swims."
New guy, "No, I don't even know him"
"He's really proud of her, she is on the High School swim team, it'll be a good way to break the ice."
"Okay."
"Hey Bobby, I hear your sister is a great swimmer"
Bobby, "You little motherf**ker, I'm gonna kick your a$$, my sister drowned 6 months ago!"
"I'm sorry, I didn't....... Henry said.... I'm....."

LOL, I haven't tried it yet, but I'm gonna.
 
that last one is pretty funny!!! gonna have to try that one! and its amazing how many times you can get your buddy's with the game from waiting, every time i would have a party at my old house after that movie came out that game would be in effect!
 
WheelinJR said:
eh, personally we hold a strong belief here that the line is drawn at messing with anyones vehicles...
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Not us! haha. We pulled a former co workers XJ out of one of our service bays
and pulled the valve core on his RR. He was ready to go and then noticed it. No biggie!
 
a litte penetrating fluid on the exhaust after major engine repair is pretty good, or a puddle of coolant/oil underneath the car after servicing usually gets them
 
fill a friends car with crumpled newspaper to the roof, or if you can get golf balls for cheap, fill it with golf balls.... he he he

Or if they drive a truck, line the bed with a tarp and buy like 500 goldfish and put them in the bed and fill it with water...
They prob wont drive away because goldfish and water would be sloshing around/ dont want to kill all of the goldfish!! :)
 
We used to get the jackass at work. He bought a brand new F-150 and at lunch we would order another large fries. On our way back to the shop, we would dump them all over his truck. The seagulls loved it.

He could never figure out why only his truck was covered with bird poo.
 
85xj4dr said:
Hmmm.... My friends car window doesn't close all the way.... that balloon one could come in handy. I'll take pics.
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Perfect for the peanut gag. Go to Office Depot or the like, and buy a couple huge bags of packing peanuts. Open the bag, and put just the top part of the open bag through the open crack in the window, and slowly work all the peanuts into the car. Rinse and repeat until the car is full up to the crack in the window.
 
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