OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP!

[toyotawrench]

this is the offical joke thread , jokes one liners punch lines ect.

I will start.

YO momma is so poor, she can't afford to pay attion

OH SNAP!


next?

that joke is much funnyier when its not in txt form fail..

 

[crazyjim]

this is the offical joke thread , jokes one liners punch lines ect.

I will start.

YO momma is so poor, she can't afford to pay attion

OH SNAP!


next?

that joke is much funnyier when its not in txt form fail..

TED is so stupid, he can't even spell attention... or funnier... OHHHHH SNAP!!

 

[toyotawrench]

... you missed the point, not to make fun of people to post jokes..:twak: and your right i can't spell for beans.

 

[crazyjim]

You just made fun of my momma... wtf.

 

[djblade311]

to make this SoCal Specific:

You know you live in Orange County, when you classify new people you meet by their Area Code.

 

[toyotawrench]

You just made fun of my momma... wtf.

negative, I posted a "yo momma" joke, and was directed at no one, simply to share jokes.

 

[GrimmJeeper]

negative, I posted a "yo momma" joke, and was directed at no one, simply to share jokes.

oh lighten up. it was a joke.... lol


yo momma is so fat we're in her right now.

 

[bhicks]

You might be a redneck if you have 20 cars that aren't mobil and a house that is.

That is straight out of the Hicks family motto. Gotta luv the Hic traditions.

 

[GrimmJeeper]

your momma is so ugly they press her face in the dough to make monster cookies

 

[djblade311]

Yo mamma so fat that when she wears BVD underwear, it spells Boulevard

 

[jeeperjohn]

Yo mamma house stink so bad the flys pitched in to get her a screen door!

 

[boostamante]

yo momma got a wooden leg with a kick stand.

 

[Loose_Nuts_Enterprises]

A Priest, and alcoholic, and a pedophile walk into a bar.....



And that was just the first guy...

 

[GrimmJeeper]

You mommas house is so small the front and back doors are on the same hinge

 

[tcm glx]

Girls with big boobs work at hooters right.....
So where does a girl with one leg work..........





IHOP

 

[boostamante]

Girls with big boobs work at hooters right.....
So where does a girl with one leg work..........





IHOP

ahaha!

 

[GrimmJeeper]

guy walks out of a bar completely wasted at 11am and sees a preist and a nun sitting at a bus stop. he stumbles over to them, looks the nun in the eyes, and knocks her out. when the preist starts yelling for help the drunk says "no no its ok batman, i got the penguin for ya."

 

[Jays siik xj]

What do Vanilla Ice, Milli Vanilli and Barack Obama have in common? They all made careers out of pretending to be something that they're not

 

[Laurent Wagoneer]

yo mama so old, she farts dust!

yo mama so old, when you tap her in the back her boobs fall off!

yo mama is so old...... so old.... she owes God money!

:anon:

 

[GrimmJeeper]

your momma is so old she made dinner for the last supper.