OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP!

[Laurent Wagoneer]

hahaha.......

Youre so ugly, you walk into a haunted house and come out with a contract! :spin1:

 

[GrimmJeeper]

your momma is so nasty they fired her from the phone sex line for giving people ear infections.

 

[Laurent Wagoneer]

youre so ssstututupid........ that you bought a doughnut once and complained about the hole in the middle. :eyes:

 

[rocknxj]

I'm so glad I live in NorCal.

 

[Jays siik xj]

I'm so glad I live in NorCal.

We are too.
arty:

 

[ocean_jet]

How many Nor Cal people does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Hella.

 

[Carol.92124]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

 

[JeepCherokeeGuy99]

yo mommas like a bubble gum machine...10 cents a blow

yo mommas like a hardware store...5 cents a screw

yo mommas like a door knob...everyones had a turn

yo mommas like a vacuum..she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.

 

[GrimmJeeper]

how many SoCalers does it take to lift an XJ?

10.

1 to help you, 4 to eat your food, 4 to drink your beer and talk about other jeeps they worked on, and 1 to wait till you're completely finished before telling you that you did something wrong and have to start over.

 

[jeeperjohn]

How many men does it take to open a beer?



None, she should have it open when she brings it to you!

 

[5-90]

Have you ever heard of the Dyslexic Agnostics' Association? They meet monthly to debate the existence of Dog.

 

[scottmcneal]

you may be a redneck if you mowed your yard and found a truck..

 

[squirrel80]

Girls with big boobs work at hooters right.....
So where does a girl with one leg work..........





IHOP

What would her name be?

EILEEN

What if she is Asian?

IRENE

 

[ocskipper]

How many Nor Cal people does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Hella.

hahahahahahaha

 

[cashless]

two Irish guys walk out of a bar.......

 

[squirrel80]

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?






A different bar.

 

[Leep]

What is the difference between a blonde and a 747...


















Not everyone has been in a 747.

 

[Darky]

yo momma got a wooden leg with a kick stand.

There's a bear and a rabbit taking a dump in the woods. Bear looks at the rabbit and says, "Do you have trouble with poo sticking to your fur?" Rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit.

You may be a redneck if you ever stared at a can of orange juice for 3 hrs because it said concentrate on the label.

 

[GSequoia]

How many Nor Cal people does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Hella.

Classic!

 

[nicksjeep]

What does a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They can smell it but can't eat it.

Why don't blind men skydive?
Because it scares the sh!t out of the dog.

What do you call a gay dinosoar?
mega-saur-ass.:moon: