OC Meet and Teat

[MJR]

7 hours 5 min and counting.

Mike R

 

[gcurtis]

Ah tits. The boobs that I have for customers expect me to breast feed them an answer to a problem they are having on their end. I mean shit, willya get off of my nipple and fix your damn rack yourself? Really, they are just milking the situation for all it is worth.

What time is it?

 

[gcurtis]

Tits, this is serious. Someone is supposed to be buying my keggerator from me and is running late. Hours late. I'm moving starting tomorrow and need it gone (I don't want to move this beast twice), so here I sit at 5:29PM thinking about really lousy beer with marginal chicken wings topped with boobs.

Damn.

I hope I can make it... where the hell are you, dude? Can't get ahold of you knuckleheads at hooters, I don't have any digits. I called Johnny but he is still at work. I called Remi but he was trying to find a pool to test his snorkel in.

Damn.

 

[olympic4x4tech]

ok 2 hours to get home in traffic ready from some food and the 10 min drive. anyone leaving yet?

 

[gcurtis]

Mike and Bent are most likely already there, along with Karstic.

 

[olympic4x4tech]

k im leaving even though im not that hungry for chicken. Im just gonna go so i can talk about jeeps.

 

[olympic4x4tech]

you can think of what you could be missing

 

[gcurtis]

"Talk about jeeps..."

Yeah, that is it.

Johnny just called and he is on the way also.

I'm still stuck here, the guy just called and now is in Irvine after realizing the 55 is a whorehouse with Carmen Electra in the only bed (long line).

...another half hour goes by.

 

[gcurtis]

you can think of what you could be missing

Bitch, our friendship is over.

 

[gcurtis]

The guy just left and I'm bummed.

Steve, let me know and I'll deliver the rails tomorrow; sorry about the no show.

If I showed up right now, you all would be leaving as I'm getting a pitcher to stare at boobs with.

I suck, you suck and the guy buying the kegger sucks the most.

Wah.

 

[cracker]

The guy just left and I'm bummed.

Steve, let me know and I'll deliver the rails tomorrow; sorry about the no show.

If I showed up right now, you all would be leaving as I'm getting a pitcher to stare at boobs with.

I suck, you suck and the guy buying the kegger sucks the most.

Wah.

:looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser:

 

[gcurtis]

:looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser: :looser:

Bitch, our friendship is over too.

Yeah, but I just made $400 and didn't have to move that massive keggerator again. Just ask Remi how big I was.

 

[cracker]

Just ask Remi how big I was.

Why is it every time someone's size is in question does Remi's name come up?

 

[gcurtis]

Because Remi liked my wrench, didn't he feel the same about your allen head?

 

[cracker]

Because Remi liked my wrench, didn't he feel the same about your allen head?

You mean my Bondhus allen head?

 

[Kejtar]

You mean my Bondhus allen head?

nah, I thought it was you that was after my torx

 

[johnnyc]

Ah Grant, you didn't miss much. The girls were very non-impressive. And the food was so-so. The coolest thing was when we left, the Batmobile was parked out in front.

 

[GSequoia]

Johnny's right...

...but you're still a little bitch.

 

[gcurtis]

Johnny's right...

...but you're still a little bitch.

Don't make me sick Rollins on you, bastage.

 

[karstic]

Rollins was there fokker. Too bad the same can't be said for you.