BoringDave
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1. I walk into a store to buy one item. I use the express lane "10 items or less". The dumb b!tch in front of me had 27 items and a stack of coupons. This was one of the few times I wished I was Redjeep2.0.
2. When your driving on a rural country road going 20mph (legal speed limit is 50mph), and have seven cars behind you, common sense would be to pull over and let them pass, right? Nope, apparently this tard was perfectly fine driving six miles with a line of cars behind him. I almost initiated a surprise game of bumper trucks.
People, am I right?
As Adam Carolla says (killing hookers gets easer after the first two or three) all you need to do is drop a few F bombs and tell the stupid bitch to find another line. Your still young, hang out with him or me for awhile and will get you up to speed.
Try it sometime it feels good.
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