Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[Root Moose]

Is your shift key broken or are you trying to write some bizzare kind of modern poetry?
— seen on the web

 

[jeepdude10000]

Adults are just kids who owe money.

 

[Root Moose]

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
— Henry Ford (1863-1947)

 

[Root Moose]

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
— John D. Rockefeller (1874-1960)

 

[jeepdude10000]

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

 

[Root Moose]

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
— Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

 

[Root Moose]

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
Hormel's new miracle meat in a can
Tastes fine, saves time.
If you want something grand,
Ask for SPAM!
— Hormel's 1937 jingle for SPAM

 

[jeepdude10000]

Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth

 

[Root Moose]

"I've come to the frightening conclusion that I am the decisive element in the classroom. My personal approach creates a climate. My daily mood makes the weather. As a teacher, I possess tremendous power to make a child's life miserable or joyous. I can be the tool of torture or an instrument of inspiration. I can humiliate or humor. Hurt or heal. In all situations, it is my response that decides whether a crisis will be escalated or de-escalated and a child humanized or de-humanized."
— Haim Ginott

 

[IcedXJ]

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

sounds like you need to call CDW

 

[Root Moose]

This is me...

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
— unknown

 

[jeepdude10000]

I plead contemporary insanity.

 

[Root Moose]

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
— Anonymous

 

[Root Moose]

We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass...then things get worse.
— unknown

 

[Root Moose]

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
— Samuel Palmer (1805-80)

HEY!!!

 

[jeepdude10000]

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what
you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we
fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

 

[Root Moose]

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
— Frank Zappa

 

[XJ Dreamin']

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no money.
— Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

The Americanized version - paraphrased from Churchill by XJ Dreamin'

 

[Root Moose]

The next time there is a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.
— David Letterman

 

[jeepdude10000]

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they
think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know
we don't waste shit."