Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[Root Moose]

There were no international terrorists in Iraq until we went in. It was we who gave the perfect conditions in which Al Qaeda could thrive.
— Robin Cook

 

[jeepdude10000]

I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 18 years.

 

[IcedXJ]

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
arty:

no, but it vibrates and I have to keep it there, Beej already came over trying to steal it

 

[Root Moose]

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
— Oscar Wilde

 

[IcedXJ]

Why try when you can pay a mexi....oh

 

[jeepdude10000]

Allow me to introduce my selves

 

[Root Moose]

If one does not fail at times, then one has not challenged himself.
— Ferdinand Porsche

 

[jeepdude10000]

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

 

[Root Moose]

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
— Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943

 

[jeepdude10000]

Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."

 

[Root Moose]

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
— Woody Allen (1935-)

 

[Root Moose]

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
— H.L. Mencken

 

[IcedXJ]

I want a purple cherokee with 32 inch Dubs and chromed out shocks and leaf springs

 

[XJ Dreamin']

Speak for yourself, Bob. I sure as hell didn't have fun. Out of work for almost year and losing over $100k is not fun...

I'm looking forward to the next Internet bubble. I don't know what everyone's so negative about. The last bubble was lots of fun.
— Bob Metcalfe when asked if current deals in the works like eBay's purchase of Skype were an indication of more investment hype

We can assume Bob got out in time?

 

[Root Moose]

It is unpatriotic not to tell the truth, whether about the president or anyone else.
— Theodore Roosevelt

 

[jeepdude10000]

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

 

[IcedXJ]

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

old news

 

[Root Moose]

We can assume Bob got out in time?

Nah, Bob is one of those "made men" where a dip in the markets means nothing to him.

 

[jeepdude10000]

I want a purple cherokee with 32 inch Dubs and chromed out shocks and leaf springs

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

 

[jeepdude10000]

I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.