Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

[jeepdude10000]

damn straight, by the way where is the sign in sheet? :dunno:

You! Off my planet!

 

[IcedXJ]

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that'll help it turn up in searches

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Now I know why search never works

 

[Root Moose]

this is so useless lol...so who is going to get the 3000 post, I think we need to run a poll on that

Not me - I'm getting ready to bail and do something useful today.

 

[XJ Dreamin']

US Foreign policy for dealing with newcomers, change, or upheaval:


fear it
hate and persecute it
shun and ridicule it
make fun of it
get bored of it
accept it
eventually stop caring altogether

— seen on the web

Had to fix than one

 

[jeepdude10000]

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my dog.

 

[Root Moose]

When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you.
— Lao-Tzu

 

[IcedXJ]

You! Off my planet!

Hell no, I outta fake light saber you to death with fighting ninjas and a santa with a cell phone up his ass, then you will be under my control, to pay that roaming bill for santa's ass

 

[Root Moose]

May we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion.
— Dwight D. Eisenhower

 

[jeepdude10000]

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

 

[Root Moose]

The only person that wants change is a baby with a wet diaper.
— John Shane, Episcopal Bishop of Washington D.C.

 

[goodburbon]

damn
more work to do

 

[IcedXJ]

camoose?

 

[Root Moose]

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
— unknown

 

[jeepdude10000]

Hell no, I outta fake light saber you to death with fighting ninjas and a santa with a cell phone up his ass, then you will be under my control, to pay that roaming bill for santa's ass

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
arty:

 

[Root Moose]

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
— Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

 

[jeepdude10000]

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

 

[Root Moose]

The wicked leader is he who the people despise. The good leader is he who the people revere. The great leader is he who the people say, 'We did it ourselves.'
— Lao-Tzu

 

[jeepdude10000]

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

 

[Root Moose]

As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.
— M. Cartmill

 

[XJ Dreamin']

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
— Noam Chomsky

He's an idiot. Always has been.