Million Post March. When will NAXJA reach 1 million posts?

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...and sometimes, late at night I get these twitches. Like dead people get. Or, as I prefer to call them, perfect computer users.
— BOFH
 
If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN
 
Arguing with people on the internet is like running in the special
olympics...yes you may win, but your still a fuckin' retard!"
— Rwheezy at PBB
 
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
— Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.
 
haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. She gets mad if I interrupt her.
 
I really hate being a QA manager... supposed to improve quality but noone wants to do gawddamn thing to improve. just thought i would let you know
 
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
— Umberto Eco
 
I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better!
 
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
— Ernest Hemmingway
 
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep
 
it might have been said already but this thread will probably appear in EVERY search query performed on naxja
 
Violence, even well intentioned, always rebounds upon oneself.
— Lao Tzu
 
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
 
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was, "Always".
 
Good point, I wonder if vbulletin has a way to exclude certain threads globally...
 
Microsoft Windows: the OS equivalent of junk food.
— Bill Joy
 
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive
 
"Stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts".
 
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