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[WB9YZU]

You ever wish that people didn't know you know how to do what you do for a living?

Certain people always expect me to look at their car and fix it for free. Without even a thank you. They get upset when I don't want to look at it. Upset enough to ask someone else to be the go-between to ask me to look at their car. Because apparently I act like a dick when they ask me to look at their car. No effing wonder. Especially when you tell me your car won't start and the damn thing isn't in park. Or your key won't turn because you have the steering wheel crooked.

Please look at my car for some stupid reason. Oh, it's broken. Can you fix it? Oh, I'm broken. Can you fix me?

You can't fix stupid.

Rant off.

Pretty much goes for any trade which has a residential application. I don't know how many relative's TV's and junk I have fixed over the years; and that does include cars.

Relax, and simply start quoting prices, even if it's in Beer. The Moochers will go away and you won't come off as a Richard

 

[nick86]

I quit doing the whole 'can you fix my car for a 12 pack' shit, heck my g/f needs her tranny replaced, and I told her not by me.

 

[XJosh95]

Saying bye bye to my Remington 700 tomorrow. Stepping down to a .17HMR(2500 ft/s is gonna be awesome ) but gaining $200 toward a DD. Along with the OT checks and sale of the MJ, I should be in good shape to buy some reliable transportation. The cost of Ammo along with not shooting it very often made my decision easier. It'll be at FestFest for its shakedown run!

Any left over ammo that isn't going with it?

I am like hey, I like bacon too, and they are like make me some, and I am like..look, titties and they are like "titties, where?!?' and I run off with the bacon...and that my friends, is how you dont work on shit.

Cheese "PCP was not just for the 60's" Man

Idk about the PCP, but that is the perfect distraction technique.

I quit doing the whole 'can you fix my car for a 12 pack' shit, heck my g/f needs her tranny replaced, and I told her not by me.

Hell, I'd be a lot happier with beer.

 

[RedHeep]

You ever wish that people didn't know you know how to do what you do for a living?

Certain people always expect me to look at their car and fix it for free. Without even a thank you. They get upset when I don't want to look at it. Upset enough to ask someone else to be the go-between to ask me to look at their car. Because apparently I act like a dick when they ask me to look at their car. No effing wonder. Especially when you tell me your car won't start and the damn thing isn't in park. Or your key won't turn because you have the steering wheel crooked.

Please look at my car for some stupid reason. Oh, it's broken. Can you fix it? Oh, I'm broken. Can you fix me?

You can't fix stupid.

Rant off.

My best story on fixing things:

"Dude, my computer just quit working"

Umm, it's 1 in the morning and you're knocking on my barracks room door to fix your computer?

"Dude, seriously, I was chatting with this chick and she's hot"

Door closed.

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

My sister in law married a guy from New Zeland a few years back, and now she swears that she is from there as well. She talks liek them, acts just like them, everything they drive is black with a silver fern leaf on it somewhere (New Zeland symbol), they even have custom license plates that are themed the same. Now to each their own, but now she and said husband (same one to screwed my father in law out of shy of a million dollar business) are on the "New Zeland does things better...blah, blah, blah" kick. My response is, and will remain as, "if it is so much better, I will get you a one way ticket over there" It is unfortunate that she is a mindless drone and he is a manipulator, so it apparently seems to work for them, but the kids are taking teh punishment of not getting to do things here they want b/c his kid in New Zeland is not able to do those types of things over there....it is truly F'd up. We are going to drive 6 hours round trip to pick the kids up tonight so they can spend the holiday weekend with cool Uncle Tyler and Aunt Camille. I wish we could adopt those kids........

Rant off.....

 

[Fore Wheeler]

Adopt me too while you're at it. I need a cool dad that has a jeep, a shop, cheese machine and a stocked beer cooler.

I promise to take full advantage of you. Maybe my new mom will breast feed me? :dunno:

Fore 'pick me' Wheeler

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

^^ you are already bald as a baby! and have fun with those puppies, I sure have!

 

[SAMSET]

^^Nice!


gooooooood morning Jeep fans!!!

 

[SAMSET]

driving my jeep home yesterday and oil is leaking as usual onto the exhaust. smoke coming up threw the floors(holes) and underneath the jeep. some dude pulls p to the red light beeping his horn i look over and he says(very excitedly) DUDE YOUR CAR IS SMOKING LIKE CRAZY!!!!

I replied "its a jeep, what else is new?"

he laughs and said oh yea i had a couple of the older Cherokees and pulls off.

 

[REWSTER]

My sister in law married a guy from New Zeland a few years back, and now she swears that she is from there as well. She talks liek them, acts just like them, everything they drive is black with a silver fern leaf on it somewhere (New Zeland symbol), they even have custom license plates that are themed the same. Now to each their own, but now she and said husband (same one to screwed my father in law out of shy of a million dollar business) are on the "New Zeland does things better...blah, blah, blah" kick. My response is, and will remain as, "if it is so much better, I will get you a one way ticket over there" It is unfortunate that she is a mindless drone and he is a manipulator, so it apparently seems to work for them, but the kids are taking teh punishment of not getting to do things here they want b/c his kid in New Zeland is not able to do those types of things over there....it is truly F'd up. We are going to drive 6 hours round trip to pick the kids up tonight so they can spend the holiday weekend with cool Uncle Tyler and Aunt Camille. I wish we could adopt those kids........

Rant off.....

I wish my kid's uncle was cool...




:shocked:

 

[SAMSET]

I wish my kid's uncle was cool...




:shocked:

Your kids dream of hanging out with me :moon:

 

[POLAR_JEEP_04]

Must be a new Zealand thing. I worked with a guy named Sam that acted the same way. I wanted to put my badass American fist in his d bag "new Zealand is awesome but I live in 'merica" face!

 

[RedHeep]

Stage 1 of the garage makeover is complete. I got up, got dressed and opened the door

The back of the truck is getting filled up for a landfill run. If I haven't touched it in a year, it's getting thrown out.

red 'trash by the pound' heep

 

[RedHeep]

I have 2 front swaybars if anyone needs one before I go to the landfill. Otherwise they're getting pitched.

 

[XJosh95]

 

[kastein]

driving in massachusetts

(disregard 9gag tag. 99.9% of the stuff on there sucks)

 

[SAMSET]

You just made me want to watch the matrix

 

[XJ&CHZ4ME]

what if I just ate 2 sour cream and chicken enchalidas with extra jalepenos on them...and may want to fart??

 

[ChiXJeff]

what if I just ate 2 sour cream and chicken enchalidas with extra jalepenos on them...and may want to fart??

May God have mercy on your shorts. And whoever is standing behind you.

 

[macgyvr]

This is where I'm going to spend part of my summer...

mac '5000 gallons currently filling up' gyvr