lol slowaris
(yes, I am kidding.)
Personally I'm a FreeBSD fanatic. It even runs fairly well on large Itanium systems... I keep telling the guys here we should do more testing with it, but everyone is either working on linux, HPUX (I know, ewww), or Windows.
freebsd is the hawtness for specialized machines, but I feel Linux has the edge in configuration with hardware. HPUX is teh debil, I'd like whomever came up with the CLI for that to burn in hell.
Dan, sucks to hear about the woman troubles. Come down this way, we'll get XXXXerd up and go waste mounds of ammunition. You can pet my wieners too.