I sure miss the Army

[8Mud]

I once suggested to a Captain to tone it down a bit or he was likely to get a 7.62 round up his rear end. He screams at the top of his lungs that he isn't going to be intimidated and besides the controls were so stringent nobody could possibly get away with it.
The next morning he found his Mercedes decorated like a Christmas tree with about 10,000 rounds of linked machine gun ammo.:rof:

New unit moved in, they had a big honking Ram as a mascot. It was chained out in front of there Headquarters, had it's own dog house and everything. The next morning they found the Rams head still in the collar and a hundred pound pile of MRE's where his body used to be.

 

[red91]

Chatting with a buddy, telling stories...and I realize how much I miss the Army.

Old stuff from the past. Done and over with. Some of the greatest times of my life.

That is all.

I think you secretly want to be the naval guy in the Village people.