or you build a box that straps under the jeep infront of the gas tank that you keep your good shit hidden in....
I have no expirence with this btw.....hahahaha
But on the flip side I have been asked by the fuzz if they can search my jeep. I said hell no! I told him, my glove box is locked and you need a cause to search without a warrent. He then said ok. walked around my jeep (visual inspection of the inside) came back to the window and said have a good day... This has happened to me before.
It makes me wonder, why waste your time with me, when I know i need mud flaps or dumb shit like that when grand theft is taking place down the road or someone is being robbed....Thanks Mr. Officer but I didnt know i needed mud flaps. It came off the lot like this i swear!
What has always worked for me when I get pulled over for illegal items on (or the lack of) my jeep I just play dumb and it works all the time!!
Officer: Are you aware that your liscence plate light is out?
Me: Why no i dont sir? Thats odd, because I just got that fixed a week ago, had the same problem
Officer: Well you need to take care of that again, you also need mud flaps on this vehicle
Me: Thats where I just came from! I was just at NAPA buying mud flaps, but in order for them to be legeal they have to be 3" from the center of the axle right?
Officer: Yes
Me: thats what I thought, well NAPA didnt have them in stock and am getting them shipped to me in the next two weeks...
Officer: Well thats a start. I'm glad to see you are taking steps to make your vehicle safer.
Officer: The last thing I have to mention is that your taillight is broken and the white bulb is visible
Me: Really? (I step out of the Jeep to look) How would I go about fixing it temporarily?
Officer: Cover the hole up with red tape.
Me: I will do that when I get home.
Officer: I'm going to let you off with written warnings on these infractions, I suggest you get them taken care of.
Me: thank you officer, i will be sure to take care of these problems. Have a great day and continue to do your job effectively.....:firedevil
True story. Thats happened to me 4 times. Play retarded and you get off everytime
Keil