Fergie
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- Location
- Flagstaff, AZ
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?
Wanna ride bikes?
Wanna ride bikes?
How many...
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old_man
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- Location
- Loveland, Colorado
My wife's favorite question...how many men does it take to change a light bulb
Nobody knows, it has never happened.
Nobody knows, it has never happened.
Ramsey
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- Location
- Shreveport, LA
yes.
rockwerks
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- Location
- Chito Beach Resort, WA
a blonde called up her friend all like totally excited
" Hey sissy guess what!? I just put together a puzzle and the box said 3 to 5 years and it only took me 2 weeks!
" Hey sissy guess what!? I just put together a puzzle and the box said 3 to 5 years and it only took me 2 weeks!
Beej
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- Location
- The Wet Coast of BC
What?
- Location
- NC Sandhills
I want those two minutes back!
Fergie
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- Location
- Flagstaff, AZ
And then the other variation:old_man said:
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
None, she can cook in the dark!
DrMoab
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- Location
- The Utah Backwater
How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None...its a woman's job!
None...its a woman's job!
Roxtar
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- Location
- NW Indiana-Chicago area
How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they'd rather sit and bitch about the darkness
How many "real men" does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, real men aren't afraid of the dark.
and my favorate:
How many Viet Nam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
YOU DON'T KNOW CAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!
None, they'd rather sit and bitch about the darkness
How many "real men" does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, real men aren't afraid of the dark.
and my favorate:
How many Viet Nam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
YOU DON'T KNOW CAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!
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CRASH
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- Location
- Foresthill, CA
"I didn't have buddies die face down in the mud just so you could tell jokes on the internet!"
Roxtar
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- Location
- NW Indiana-Chicago area
I'm stayin.
Finishing my coffee.
Enjoying my coffee
Finishing my coffee.
Enjoying my coffee
- Location
- 29°58'28.9"N 99°15'15.5"W
How many self centered egotists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, he holds up the bulb, and the world revolves around it!
Just one, he holds up the bulb, and the world revolves around it!
Cheropair
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Kansas City
How many flies does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Two, but damned if I know how they get in there.......
Two, but damned if I know how they get in there.......
- Location
- Bakersfield, CA
How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Yep, five. One to change the bulb and four to share in the experience.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Yep, five. One to change the bulb and four to share in the experience.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Roxtar
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- Location
- NW Indiana-Chicago area
OK, this thread has taken a turn downhill, heading for the den.
Might as well give it a push.
What's the first thing a woman does after she leaves the battered wife shelter.
The fawkin dishes if she knows what's good for her.
Might as well give it a push.
What's the first thing a woman does after she leaves the battered wife shelter.
The fawkin dishes if she knows what's good for her.
- Location
- Port Orchard, WA
Did you know that there are alomost 20,000 reports of battered women a year?
and im still eating mine plain?
and im still eating mine plain?
