How fat, bald and goatee'd are you?

[XJ_ranger]

wow i was just waiting for something gay to pop up. lol. Im 18 6'-1" 165 lbs, buzz cut and no facial hair cuz i dont like it.

so was i

Oh yeah and i like long walks on the beach.

ooo
there it is...

 

[explorer]

30, 6'2", 275, hair to the middle of my back, and a full beard.

Used to wear a goat, but havent touched a razor in @ 5 yrs., and haven't seen a barber other than myself in about 4.

 

[Lawn Cher']

Uncanny resemblance.....


HEY MOE.....wooboobooboo...............

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.

 

[CheapXJ]

21, 6'4, 310lbs, had a goatee+mutton chops but I've kinda let it all grow into a poorly defined beard of sorts (I work outside, so it keeps me from getting wind burn on my face) and for some reason my forehead is getting bigger while more and more hair ends up stuck to the drain on the shower

 

[woody]

38; 5'8"; 170ish; Shave once a week on no set schedule (today was this week's day) Balding but either shave it off or self-cut it real high & tight.

 

[scottsxj]

ooo
there it is...

you know it baby

 

[Lawn Cher']

I think the music just stopped...

 

[lesslimited]

43, 5'7" 160 (been gaining thanks to good homebrew - all Beezil's fault), full head of grey hair - more than my 3 younger brothers, and it would seem, more than many of my younger brothers as well :laugh3:

 

[TRL WGN 1]

26
5'6"
165#'s
goat face
little chubby
Forehead growing

man, what Jeeps do to ya!

 

[Dragon_Fly]

Im 5'8" 220lbs Clean Shaven head with goatee... Guess I fit the bill. My wife tells me I am not fat... she tells me we use the word "Husky". Not for much longer. Her and our family doctor have come together to forced me on a new diet and return to exercing. She said even though Im not fat she wants to see me back to the day when we got married. Then I was 185lbs 30" waist... now I have a 34" waist. I still dont get it.. when I was younger even though I was fit and cut I was still to skinny for her family... She belongs to one of those big familes (9 brothers and sisters) and after years of having women force feed me to the point of bursting at the seems... I am now to big(?).

 

[GI-John]

She said even though Im not fat she wants to see me back to the day when we got married.

My wife says that every once in a while....but shuts up when I say I want the same....perky boobs and all.. :gag:

 

[2offroad]

My wife says that every once in a while....but shuts up when I say I want the same....perky boobs and all.. :gag:

what do you say when you come to?

 

[Gridikal]

I refuse to fall victim to Beej's super-top-secret plan to turn this into the dating service...

 

[Beej]

I refuse to fall victim to Beej's super-top-secret plan to turn this into the dating service...

In other words, you are 5' 3", 295 lbs, albino, and completely hairless.... right?

 

[hjeepxj]

6', 175 lbs, no facial hair, one tat (for now), short hair, peanuthead.

 

[Matthew Currie]

Old gray fat and hairy. 57, 5'8", about 180, all my hair and full beard.

 

[CartsXJ]

26, 6'4" 245. Had facial hair for about 12 of those years. Haven't been clean shaven in about 8 years. Usually have a goatee going, but sometimes a full beard, shaving is a pain.

 

[Island XJ]

fb&g's unite

 

[DrMoab]

fb&g's unite

what the hell were you searching for???

 

[Sniggs]

what the hell were you searching for???

maybe he spelled goatse wrong?