Giant centipede eats a mouse! *vid*

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I have a new favorite arthropod. thanks for the vid.
 
ECKSJAY said:
Well, cross South America off my list of 'must visit' places. :D

That video was fawking wild...

I'm with you one this one; where ever that THING came from, I just don't need to visit.
 
i'd be scared to try and step on it, i'd have to get the gun.
 
The last thing all those fawkers would see is the bottom of my boot. They don't deserve to be here. Gil....those spiders are the worst. I hate even the smallest of spiders. Damn you Gil! Spiders are gay as hell.
 
a few years back i stepped on a spider in my uncles garage, it must have had an egg sac about ready because when i picked my foot up hundreds of tiny spiders came running out...i still feel them on me...
 
ew.

Last summer, I had a really creepy experience.

I'm laying in bed with my ol'lady, catching some zzzzz's. When I wake up just a little. I swore that it felt like thousands of little bugs were crawling on me.

At first I thought to myself that this was one of those bizarre LSD flashbacks that you hear so much about, but then I remember that I've never down Acid.

I drift back to sleep ignoring the feeling of bugs only to awaken a short while later. And this time I'm like, 'WTF?!'

So get up and flip the light switch to see what the hell was going on.

. ... an ant swarm complete with queen ants had decided to use my window sill , which is right next to me bed, as their launching pad. A vast majority of them had specifically decided to use my left foot as the hightest vantage point in the room. My leg looked like the leg hairs were moving in the window.

Raid. lots of Raid at 1AM. . . .

Still makes my skin crawl.
 
Motion to not just lock this thread but to actually make it disappear. Let's just pretend it's someone giving away a free Playstation or something else huh? It's not REALLY even OT.
 
Ramsey said:
a few years back i stepped on a spider in my uncles garage, it must have had an egg sac about ready because when i picked my foot up hundreds of tiny spiders came running out...i still feel them on me...
I was doing a lift on a Super Duty about three weeks ago.
I must have woken up the sac, because hundreds of tiny little baby spiders started POURING out of the front crash bar under the front bumper.
Good thing I had my propane torch at the ready.
I must have torched them five seperate times, before they stopped coming out.

As for the centepede, I killed one bigger than that about six years ago while at work at the prison.
The thing was going up the outside of one of the female officer's pant legs and she started freaking out (duh).
I got a broom and uncoiled it off of her leg and I put it in the freezer which put it to sleep, then we stuck a thumbtack through it's head and hung it up on the bulletin board.
 
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riverfever said:
Motion to not just lock this thread but to actually make it disappear. Let's just pretend it's someone giving away a free Playstation or something else huh? It's not REALLY even OT.

You get your vibrator figured out?

:D
 
True story...

When I lived in GUAM were lots of power outages called "power sharing" well some friends of mine were out all day and when they returned home all the lights were out. Well being young guys they were hungry as all hell and they remembered the cookies a lady baked them that they had out on the counter. Well, without hesitation they began to eat the cookies until about 15 minutes later the power came back on to reveal the cookie plate completely covered with ants. One guy had eaten about 5 before the lights came on.
 
Jeepdogrob said:
True story...

When I lived in GUAM were lots of power outages called "power sharing" well some friends of mine were out all day and when they returned home all the lights were out. Well being young guys they were hungry as all hell and they remembered the cookies a lady baked them that they had out on the counter. Well, without hesitation they began to eat the cookies until about 15 minutes later the power came back on to reveal the cookie plate completely covered with ants. One guy had eaten about 5 before the lights came on.


MP school in AL we were sitting in the grass of the MOUT city at Ft. McClellan eating our MREs. I had set down a chocolate covered cookie bar on top of the foil...which was sitting on the grass. I looked down after about 5 mins and it was covered black with tiny sugar ants. I gagged the platoon by picking it up, commenting on the ants, and shoving it into my mouth without hesitation. I was picking their little body parts out of my teeth for hours afterward. :D They didn't taste like sugar, but were crunchy and had a bitter, nutty flavor. :confused1
 
ECKSJAY said:
You get your vibrator figured out?

:D

Yeah...you were TOTALLY right man. It's all about making sure that the operating angle is spot on. I was so much happier after your guidance. :)
 
ECKSJAY said:
MP school in AL we were sitting in the grass of the MOUT city at Ft. McClellan eating our MREs. I had set down a chocolate covered cookie bar on top of the foil...which was sitting on the grass. I looked down after about 5 mins and it was covered black with tiny sugar ants. I gagged the platoon by picking it up, commenting on the ants, and shoving it into my mouth without hesitation. I was picking their little body parts out of my teeth for hours afterward. :D They didn't taste like sugar, but were crunchy and had a bitter, nutty flavor. :confused1

Do all ants taste the same? Ive had little black ones , argentinian?, and they tasted like crunchy mushrooms. Any one tried red ones?
 
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