Fortunately / Unfortunately Game

[MischiefMan]

Unfortunately, there actually was a contest and the judges, being overwhelmed by the smell of the wet yaks, became discombobulated and hung the blue ribbon on the oozing red blob of a head.

 

[Jeepnube]

Fortunately, one of the prizes was a cellphone, so I made a call to Ego Club, and they sent out their Emergency Assistance Crew, and reinflated my head after patching it!

 

[Texas Twitch]

Unfortunately, they didn't patch it, they only plugged it, so it's going to lose a plug in ....5....4.....3......2.......1.....

 

[Jeepnube]

Fortunately I ca........(kerplooie!)

 

[MischiefMan]

Unfortunately, the Emergency Assistance Crew was still standing within splatter range of the explosion and fragments of 'Nube are now lodged deep within their bodies.

 

[Jeepnube]

Fortunately, my head-shrapnel had a mutated virus on it, infecting the crew and turning them into 'Nube zombies!

 

[MischiefMan]

Unfortunately, the 'Nube zombies were able to drive and began stealing XJ's and, from all appearances, started to hunt down drivers of Subarus.

 

[Swamprat]

fortunately, i was no where to be found. and will be prepared for the nube zombie when he comes...

 

[MischiefMan]

Unfortunately, his idea of of prepared has something to do with 'Nube Zombie Lube (tm).

 

[Texas Twitch]

fortunately, i have the patent on 'Nube Zombie Lube (tm), so i am making a lot of money on this fiasco.

 

[MischiefMan]

Unfortunately, the feds learned of this windfall and are making their share the wealth plans at this very moment!

 

[SpartyKrunk]

Unfortunately, most of the things I say are usually censored around here by our great, loving, caring, and non corrupt chapter mods. Adding to this, a thread I was enjoying was closed. Unfortunately, this usually happens to me.

 

[Swamprat]

fotunately, naxja isnt like LSJC or TORC... well last i checked

 

[Texas Twitch]

unfortunately, there aren't as many members around Dallas as there are LSJC members.

 

[SpartyKrunk]

unfortunately, there aren't as many members around Dallas as there are LSJC members.

Unfortunately, he's right. I find LSJC members everyday trying to recruit me. I always tell them no thanks that I am a loyal member and supporter of and that I would probably get banned from LSJC anyways.

 

[Swamprat]

fortunately, i am an exLSJC member and besides there non bad stuff way of thinking there really cool people

 

[Texas Twitch]

unfortunately, while i agree with you that the majority of the guys are cool as shit, a lot of them have a "holier than thou, my shit don't stink because i drive a pimped out TJ and i've rock crawled once" attitude, and that is what is going to keep me from joining them. That, and i like to cuss and actually voice my opinion on boards without being censored. While i haven't cussed a lot on here, what little i have would have gotten me banned over there by now.

 

[Swamprat]

fortunately, you can cuss and voice your opinion here... mostly

 

[Texas Twitch]

unfortunately, it's the internet so i can't blame it on the Tourette's.

 

[Exxon Valdez Jeep]

Fortunately, the neighbor kid has Tourette's and its funny as hell.