Fordyce trip 8/5-7

I'm still getting acclimated to the area. What does it mean when someone says I have a "purty mouth?"
 
Lawn Cher' said:
What does it mean when someone says I have a "purty mouth?"

Isn't that prison talk?
 
Lawn Cher' said:
I'm still getting acclimated to the area. What does it mean when someone says I have a "purty mouth?"

It means its time to do some prayin'.....

Have you been practicing you pig squeals? I heard it makes jug fishin' a whole lot more fun. :gag:
 
Bryan C. said:
Have you been practicing you pig squeals? I heard it makes jug fishin' a whole lot more fun. :gag:

I'm Jewish... I don't know anything about pigs.
 
Think globally. What would an Indian guy refer to a fattie as? An elephant?
 
I think water buffalo would do it. Or wildebeast? I'm not sure which of these animals are African versus Asian. Is there a biologist in the house?
 
Lawn Cher' said:
I think water buffalo would do it. Or wildebeast? I'm not sure which of these animals are African versus Asian. Is there a biologist in the house?

hey, that's me!

Water buffalo would do it.

Wildebeast is quite a svelte beast. They are quite unattractive when it comes to facial features, though, so it would be a lovely descriptor for the less picturesque ladies.

CRASH
 
Thanks Crash. So, are you going on Big Red's Fordyce run? :D
 
This thread is getting arm deep in animal shit with all this chatter. Anyone who wants to run Fordyce 8/5-7, post up, or better just pm me. I think you guys need to go to the zoo and catch up on your animals. Maybe a trip down to San Diego is in order, a bit of a road trip but well worth all the animal eye candy :)

Troy
 
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What's the matter Troy? I brought it back on topic.
 
Lawn Cher' said:
What's the matter Troy? I brought it back on topic.

This is very hard for me to say.......thanks Mark. :kissyou: :puke:
 
CRASH said:
hey, that's me!

Water buffalo would do it.

Wildebeast is quite a svelte beast. They are quite unattractive when it comes to facial features, though, so it would be a lovely descriptor for the less picturesque ladies.

CRASH

Ok, I think I got this straight.

Water Buffalo = fat ugly chicks

Wildebeast = skinny ugly chicks

That is some good information right there.

Thanks Crash

:pig:
 
Bryan C. said:
Ok, I think I got this straight.

Water Buffalo = fat ugly chicks

Wildebeast = skinny ugly chicks

That is some good information right there.

Thanks Crash

:pig:
So what do you think is mo better a Water Buffalo or a Wildabeast?
 
Bryan C. said:
I would have to say a Wildebeast. Water buffalo are good for cold lonely nights, but that's about it. :D

Also water buffs tend to like it muddy. So if your into some wild, after-hours uh, "muddin'" the water buffs of society may be a good choice.

Just don't let them roll over on you......

CRASH
 
Having spent time in Kenya, Rwanda, and the Congo - I can assure you that any African will tell you that the deadliest animal on the African continent is the Water Buffalo, and running in close second is the Hippo. Both like it wet and muddy, and the Hippo will make some good noise if you're into that...
 
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