Damn dishwasher

casm

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Home sick this afternoon with the 'flu that's going around, so I've been attending to some neglected domestic chores to pass time.

Forgot to run the dishwasher last night and it's getting on for dinnertime. Load it up, start it, walk away for half an hour or so.

I'm sitting in front of the computer when the new cat comes in meowing like mad. I get up and he darts off, still meowing and looking back to see if I'm behind him.

Follow him to the kitchen: it's under about 6" of detergent foam with more seeping out from under the seal at the bottom of the door. Kill the dishwasher, grab a mop and towels and start bailing.

Open the dishwasher: the entire inside is full of detergent foam. All of it. Packed solid.

Pick up the box containing the dishwasher detergent gelpacks: they're supposed to be half-powder, half-liquid. All but three of them contain nothing but liquid.

I think I once saw a scene like this in a WC Fields film involving a washing machine.

Still bailing. F***.
 
I'd feel sorry for you but I'm rather pissed that you have a dishwasher and I don't!
 
GSequoia said:
I'd feel sorry for you but I'm rather pissed that you have a dishwasher and I don't!

Works great for degreasing junkyard parts, too :)

(Why does this make me believe I'm going to end up with an extra-filthy D30? :laugh3: )
 
Hey, I might be nice and urinate on it to wash it off some. :gag:
 
GSequoia said:
Hey, I might be nice and urinate on it to wash it off some. :gag:

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"A fine wine! A most delicious beverage! And I'm sure you'll be glad to hear that there is an inexhaustible supply of it!"

(Yes, that really was the best picture I could find. Meh.)
 
GSequoia said:
I'd feel sorry for you but I'm rather pissed that you have a dishwasher and I don't!

You have a female significant other, right? Problem solved.

Reminds me of a joke...

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
















Slap her around a little and she'll get right back on it.
 
Lawn Cher' said:
You have a female significant other, right? Problem solved.

Ha ha.

I got one of those cool modern chicks.

I do the dishes and laundry. :kissyou:
 
Damn, from the subject title I thought you were pissed at your wife.

Another one:
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower?















Give her a shovel.

What's the first thing a woman does after returning home from the battered women's shelter?












The fawking dishes if she knows what's good for her.
OK, I may be going to hell for that one
 
Lawn Cher' said:
I'll save you a seat, buddy.
True, after all, you people killed our Savior. :gag:
 
kid4lyf said:
True, after all, you people killed our Savior. :gag:

Good with money though. :gag: :gag:
 
How does a real man open a beer?















He doesn't. It should be open when she brings it to him.
 
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