Colorado B/S Thread

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There's a life lesson to be taught here. Don't pass up the opportunity to be creative about it.

X2!!!!!!!!!!!!

C'mon River, I thought you were into the development of young minds. Hand him rope, and let him twist! I think the catch phrase is "tough love." :firedevil
 
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Let him do the house/pet sitting and when you return tell him...... "Yeah, I'm only gonna pay you nothing in exchange for the work I did on your car." Then show him the text.
 
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Say hello to my little friend....... I think I'll call him Flores. :D

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Doc said it's a good thing it doesn't show up well on the xray...... means it isn't real dense and "should" break up nicely. Hopefully that means no "pickers" like Ken's......
 
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WTF are you talking about life lessons? There's actually a bit more to this story than I'm telling. So...this young lad recently "came out of the closet." He's interesting this one. Since coming out, he's decided it's a good idea to spend several nights each week at an....alternative style club. Not that there's anything wrong with that. However, in the past, I've often joked with my wife that he is secretly rifling through her undergarments and sniffing them while we lounge on the beach. He was ecstatic to be able to stay at our place and watch Netflix til the sun came up. Now...it appears...he may be sniffing my drawers. This doesn't concern me. I'll get creative and hide a pair of tighty whiteys under a pair of boxers and put a bunch of Hersheys syrup in the sweet spot of the crotch and let him get a hold of those bad boys (maybe even staple a Post it Note that says "**** you") nearby. I personally do not care if someone is down with the bratwurst. However, what I don't want is someone who has recently decided that they love the caulk to be going to some club 4x a week and bringing strange dudes to my house so they can ****in take inventory while I'm laying on the beach.
 
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Say hello to my little friend....... I think I'll call him Flores. :D

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Doc said it's a good thing it doesn't show up well on the xray...... means it isn't real dense and "should" break up nicely. Hopefully that means no "pickers" like Ken's......

Dude...in comparison to your vertebrae...that ****er looks like a handmade, Clambroth, gooseberry marble. You're pecker's probably gonna explode. Keep us posted eh?
 
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I've often joked with my wife that he is secretly rifling through her undergarments and sniffing them while we lounge on the beach. He was ecstatic to be able to stay at our place and watch Netflix til the sun came up. Now...it appears...he may be sniffing my drawers. This doesn't concern me. I'll get creative and hide a pair of tighty whiteys under a pair of boxers and put a bunch of Hersheys syrup in the sweet spot of the crotch and let him get a hold of those bad boys (maybe even staple a Post it Note that says "**** you") nearby.

He's probably sniffing your waders as well. :eek:
 
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WTF are you talking about life lessons? There's actually a bit more to this story than I'm telling. So...this young lad recently "came out of the closet." He's interesting this one. Since coming out, he's decided it's a good idea to spend several nights each week at an....alternative style club. Not that there's anything wrong with that. However, in the past, I've often joked with my wife that he is secretly rifling through her undergarments and sniffing them while we lounge on the beach. He was ecstatic to be able to stay at our place and watch Netflix til the sun came up. Now...it appears...he may be sniffing my drawers. This doesn't concern me. I'll get creative and hide a pair of tighty whiteys under a pair of boxers and put a bunch of Hersheys syrup in the sweet spot of the crotch and let him get a hold of those bad boys (maybe even staple a Post it Note that says "**** you") nearby. I personally do not care if someone is down with the bratwurst. However, what I don't want is someone who has recently decided that they love the caulk to be going to some club 4x a week and bringing strange dudes to my house so they can ****in take inventory while I'm laying on the beach.

Worse than that, they may be leaving man goo all over your house.
 
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WTF are you talking about life lessons? There's actually a bit more to this story than I'm telling. So...this young lad recently "came out of the closet." He's interesting this one. Since coming out, he's decided it's a good idea to spend several nights each week at an....alternative style club. Not that there's anything wrong with that. However, in the past, I've often joked with my wife that he is secretly rifling through her undergarments and sniffing them while we lounge on the beach. He was ecstatic to be able to stay at our place and watch Netflix til the sun came up. Now...it appears...he may be sniffing my drawers. This doesn't concern me. I'll get creative and hide a pair of tighty whiteys under a pair of boxers and put a bunch of Hersheys syrup in the sweet spot of the crotch and let him get a hold of those bad boys (maybe even staple a Post it Note that says "**** you") nearby. I personally do not care if someone is down with the bratwurst. However, what I don't want is someone who has recently decided that they love the caulk to be going to some club 4x a week and bringing strange dudes to my house so they can ****in take inventory while I'm laying on the beach.

Life Lesson....as in....teach Mr. Hep C a lesson for being a prick.
 
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WTF are you talking about life lessons? There's actually a bit more to this story than I'm telling. So...this young lad recently "came out of the closet." He's interesting this one. Since coming out, he's decided it's a good idea to spend several nights each week at an....alternative style club. Not that there's anything wrong with that. However, in the past, I've often joked with my wife that he is secretly rifling through her undergarments and sniffing them while we lounge on the beach. He was ecstatic to be able to stay at our place and watch Netflix til the sun came up. Now...it appears...he may be sniffing my drawers. This doesn't concern me. I'll get creative and hide a pair of tighty whiteys under a pair of boxers and put a bunch of Hersheys syrup in the sweet spot of the crotch and let him get a hold of those bad boys (maybe even staple a Post it Note that says "**** you") nearby. I personally do not care if someone is down with the bratwurst. However, what I don't want is someone who has recently decided that they love the caulk to be going to some club 4x a week and bringing strange dudes to my house so they can ****in take inventory while I'm laying on the beach.

But he may be molesting your poodle
 
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Jim...if there was a proverbial line in this scenario...you may have just crossed it. First of all...I don't own any damn poodles. I don't know that Dharma would allow that as she likes to think she is the alpha. Bodhi's demeanor always reminds me of that big guy from that book (Of Mice and Men?....is it Lenny or was that from Laverne and Shirley?). As big and mean as he looks, he's a sissy.

I can't think about this any longer. I would have to kill someone if they did that to one of my dogs. Jim I hope you stub your toe on a sea shell today. That was mean...I really don't mean that Jim.
 
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He's probably sniffing your waders as well. :eek:

Unfortunately, I think he'd be disappointed in the scent as I feel like it's been so long since I've been in them. Not sure what the issue is.
 
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I also failed to mention one part of the story from yesterday. I like you all. Most of you anyway. So...I'll share. This individual recently figured out that he enjoys dudes. He didn't have any parts for the vehicle so we had to run to NAPA to grab what was needed. As we are pulling away from my house, the first thing I notice is the club music which is playing on the stereo. As my eyes gravitate towards said stereo, I happen to notice the stupid doll of sorts which is hanging from the rear view mirror. At first I was thinking to myself, "Who TF has a doll hanging from the rear view? And even if Troy wanted to have a doll hanging from there why TF would it be the colors of the rainb....wait a minute!!!" So now we're rolling through the deepest parts of Woodland Park with club music playing and colorful dolls which denote some sort of pride.

Oh dear me. I just had a thought. I hope there was no rainbow stickers on the bumper of that car.
 
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And think, for a few short moments, you may have been perceived as his older man friend while driving through town...or sugar daddy.
 
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I'm willing to bet that Rainbow-haired troll doll has seen a chocolate starfish or two in its lifetime.

Did his vehicle smell like Astroglide?
 
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I don't know what astroglide is. The car did smell like a 16 year old boy should be driving it (like Axe body spray that middle school kids would wear).
 
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Oh don't take me seriously Jim. Until then it never occurred to me that there even could be a line.
 
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