WTF are you talking about life lessons? There's actually a bit more to this story than I'm telling. So...this young lad recently "came out of the closet." He's interesting this one. Since coming out, he's decided it's a good idea to spend several nights each week at an....alternative style club. Not that there's anything wrong with that. However, in the past, I've often joked with my wife that he is secretly rifling through her undergarments and sniffing them while we lounge on the beach. He was ecstatic to be able to stay at our place and watch Netflix til the sun came up. Now...it appears...he may be sniffing my drawers. This doesn't concern me. I'll get creative and hide a pair of tighty whiteys under a pair of boxers and put a bunch of Hersheys syrup in the sweet spot of the crotch and let him get a hold of those bad boys (maybe even staple a Post it Note that says "**** you") nearby. I personally do not care if someone is down with the bratwurst. However, what I don't want is someone who has recently decided that they love the caulk to be going to some club 4x a week and bringing strange dudes to my house so they can ****in take inventory while I'm laying on the beach.
