Colorado B/S Thread

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LOL...... Uh, I guess I shouldn't be too critical. Led's likely to remind me of a meet/greet a couple years ago when I brought the GTO down...... I totally smoked the clutch...... :shhh:
 
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At least you know the smell of a burning clutch, and the smell of burnring rubber. I think Corvette-guy should have the clutch smell memorized by now.

That T/A was just plain scary, nothing to be happy about.
 
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The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'
I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'
Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'
The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.
'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'
Don't Mess with Old People!!
 
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Awesome!!:)
 
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Good one Glamourshot! :roflmao!
 
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Did some junkyardin' today, had a couple "what were they thinking?" moments.

The first example wasn't too hard to figure out:

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The second example...I don't want to know what they were thinking:

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The poor little thing.
 
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LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT...

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
A JOB,
A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS,
CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION,
FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION…
Life is Good
 
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flingshot said:
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT...

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
A JOB,
A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS,
CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION,
FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION…
Life is Good
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Someone has to buy those cars in the back of a dealership and tow them back to Mexico.
:)
 
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ok i am now out of the hosp and nursing home ,and am pretty much back to normal as i will ever be . sooner or later i will get caught up on these post ,just nice to be home post up if anyone is gonna do a easy run
 
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jimgrms said:
ok i am now out of the hosp and nursing home ,and am pretty much back to normal as i will ever be . sooner or later i will get caught up on these post ,just nice to be home post up if anyone is gonna do a easy run
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Right on, Right On!:yelclap: You home with the boy, or in some lesser "retirement dwelling"? take it easy and we can get out and wheel when it warms (and when I finish my engine rebuild...):shhh:
 
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Hit the yard today, picked up a set of cherry front seats w/ power out of a 98 ZJ. Did the swap and ended up with cherry NON power seats. stupid mounting brackets.

eventually need to drill some holes and swap the power base in, but for now im happy
 
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jimgrms said:
ok i am now out of the hosp and nursing home ,and am pretty much back to normal as i will ever be . sooner or later i will get caught up on these post ,just nice to be home post up if anyone is gonna do a easy run
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They kicked you out already??? :yelclap:

Keep up that recovery crap Jim! :thumbup:
 
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Great news Jim! We missed ya around here!
 
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Originally Posted by jimgrms
ok i am now out of the hosp and nursing home ,and am pretty much back to normal as i will ever be . sooner or later i will get caught up on these post ,just nice to be home post up if anyone is gonna do a easy run
Click to expand...
party1:
Welcome back my friend, to the show that never ends....
Jim, nice to have you back.
 
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