Re: The Colorado BS thread
For those that don't Facebook, here's a little tidbit I need to share based on yesterday's journey home from Wisconsin.
Need to rant a little here about my recent drive across one particular state...........
Dear citizen drivers of the state of Iowa:
For the love of god please go park your automobiles and turn in your drivers licenses. I'M SURE YOU ARE ALL REALLY GOOD PEOPLE but, unfortunately you are also some of the most oblivious, slowest, un-attentive, brain-dead drivers on the road. THE LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING/FASTER TRAFFIC- NOT FOR YOU TO CAMP IN AT 5-10 MPH UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT!!!!!! There are signs along the roadway to let you know this but it appears you somehow either don't see them or you just don't know how to read. You have these things called mirrors on your cars but you don't seem to know how to use them to see all the vehicles clogged up behind you while you saunter down the interstate daydreaming in what seems to be some kind of Nyquil-like, induced haze. I thought it was getting bad in Colorado but you all need to pat yourselves on the back for a job well done by surpassing even California for having the most mentally-challenged drivers I've ever dealt with. That was undoubtedly the most irritating 5+ hours of driving. This isn't intended to offend you- its intended to, hopefully, get you to wake up and drive "normal.
On the other end of the spectrum:
Kudos Nebraska divers, you're A-OK.
If anyone gets butthurt over this post, sorry, I'm all out of ****s to give.