bigdumbfun
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- belfair, WA
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard that the referee was blowing fowls?
He heard that the referee was blowing fowls?
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Cheezy jokes.....lets hear em
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XJKcali
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- Location
- NorCal-San Lorenzo
Bwahahaha I get it. Heres a few for you Dr Moab
--Whats a quark?
Something you put in a bwottle.
--Heisenberg may have slept here...
--Count Rumford was so dull he could bore a canon.
And for the rest..
A lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. Bartenders asks "Where'd you get the pig?". Lady response in a terse manner "ITS a DUCK'. Bartender replies " I was talking to the duck."
Horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
A lady sitting on her front porch see this little boy pulling a dtring past her gate and then around the corner. A few minutes later he comes by again still pulling the string behind him. This happens a few more times, and finally as the little boy approched she yells out..Why are you pulling that string around the block? Lady, he replies, have you ever tried to push one.
deesiexj
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- Location
- Portland, OR
What are the two sexiest animals on a farm?
Brown-chicken brown-cow
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!!
Brown-chicken brown-cow
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!!
blaisetd
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- Westlake, Louisiana (Southwest)
A buddy of mine came over yesterday to hang out. We end up on my patio drinking beer and shooting the breeze. My buddy notices my lab laying there licking his balls. My buddy says i wish i could do that. I say...you better not he might bite you! blaise
bigdumbfun
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- Location
- belfair, WA
Little boy sitting on his front porch on Nov. 1st with last night pirate costume on. The neighbor lady walking by comments on it, "Oh, how cute! You got your little pirate eye patch and you little pirate hat and your little pirate sword. But where are your little bucaneers?" To which the boy replies, "Under my buckin' hat, Lady".
Someone stop me, please....
Someone stop me, please....
NorCalChris
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- Location
- Central Coast, Ca
how can you tell when a lady is fat?
NorCalChris
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Central Coast, Ca
when her cleavage starts at the bottom of her second chin and goes all the way down and around halfway up her back.
NorCalChris
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Central Coast, Ca
a dyslexic man walked into a bra
NorCalChris
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Central Coast, Ca
two fish were swimming in a lake and hit a concrete wall....... one turned to the other fish and said "DAM!!!"
NorCalChris
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Central Coast, Ca
selarep shipped my order...........
NorCalChris
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- Location
- Central Coast, Ca
hahaha....sorry i had to laugh.
NorCalChris
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- Location
- Central Coast, Ca
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal."
The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes
she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal."
The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes
she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
NorCalChris
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Central Coast, Ca
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
NorCalChris
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Central Coast, Ca
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
"Does this taste funny to you?"
NorCalChris
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- Location
- Central Coast, Ca
"sooo long...........GAY boy!"
movie quote.
and post 700!!!!!!
movie quote.
and post 700!!!!!!
NorCalChris
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Central Coast, Ca
heres for the science crowd........
Atom Humor
Two atoms are drinking at the bar. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my
electrons!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."
Atom Humor
Two atoms are drinking at the bar. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my
electrons!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."
NorCalChris
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- Location
- Central Coast, Ca
How do you make a venesian blind? ...you poke him in the eye
- Location
- WA state
A horse walked into a bar and the bartender said.. "Hey, why the long face?"
The Irish gave the Scottish the bagpipes as a joke, and they still haven't figured it out yet.
The Irish gave the Scottish the bagpipes as a joke, and they still haven't figured it out yet.
- Location
- Rainy side of Washington
man. That was LOW :roflmao:
I actually like bagpipes when played well!
What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?
No one cries when you cut up an accordion.
asp
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- Location
- Westport, MA
what's red and smells like blue paint?
red paint.
red paint.
