If you look close you'll realize that I'm on the phone... "Hello, is this the scrap iron yard? Yes I'd like to see about you guys coming & taking 2 XJ's & an MJ...
or (still on the phone)
"Hey Phil!! I can't believe it but I've just seen 3 rigs crappier than yours!! Yea man, it's crazy!!
or (still on the phone)
"Honey please unlock the doors. I promise he'll have this mess cleaned up in awhile. He says he's going to work on them during the weekends. I can't stay outside forever. Please let me back inside the house...:bawl: "