XJosh95
NAXJA Forum User
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- Green Bay, WI

Bacon wrapped deer loin! :chef:
When I was growning up and the dogs got in the chicken house and killed a chicken, we would tie that dead chicken around the dogs neck and make the dog carry it around until it rotted off..problem solved and dogs would never go back to the chicken house.
Same principle, but replace dog with girlfriend and chcicken with bacon. Should have made a rotten bacon necklace for her to sport around.
Damn, I rule.
. We have a ton of bacon adding up in the freezer right now and it is awaiting the mass bacon explosion cook-a-thon that will ensue right before Winterfest.