Jeeze you guys make him sound trashy. I'll give it a shot.
While riding about in his black stallion XJ, David encountered several guardians of the mall parking lot. The guardians began to threaten David with evil flashing yellow strobe lights of death. The evil flashing yellow strobes lights of death began to blind the young knight David, and not having his shield and sword, he removed the door from his Jeep and used it a a shield to protect his princesses. Much damage was done to the door, but it was worth it to the young knight David as the princesses were most impressed with his prowess. On the other hand, Kind Dad was not so impressed and had to go for a ride on his donkey TJ to calm down. In the end all was well and the black stallion XJ was retired to the stable to heal it's wounds of the mall parking lot battle.