mcantar18c
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This was posted on another forum I'm on and its pretty entertaining, figure it'll work here too.
I'm in a ranting kinda mood so I'll get it started.....
People who don't respect big trucks, be them Peterbilts or lifted diesel pickups like mine. I'm not the "I'm bigger than you I have the right of way" type, I'm talking about people that cut in front of a big truck coming up on a red light or in tight traffic and don't understand that my rig weighs 4 times what their Honda does and needs quite a bit more length to stop, then get pissed when my grill ends up 4" from their back glass after laying on my brakes.
Fat chicks that think they can dress like hot chicks. I don't want to see your cottage cheese thighs, and I don't think anybody else in the place does either.
Stupid people.
Cops that know less about gun laws than I do. I don't claim to know everything, and I'm sure I still have plenty to learn, but when you pull me over just to question me about the rifle in the gun rack in my truck on the way to my shooting spot, driving in an area I know I can have it, and I have to pull up the CSP page on my phone so YOU can learn your laws, that just pisses me off.
People that think cops are evil.
People that don't clean up their brass after shooting outdoors.
People that think pot is a cologne, and/or that its better than alcohol and is ok to light up whenever the fawk you want cause you have a medical card that you got cause your back hurts.
People that say "acrost" and "idear."
"Cute" words like "confuzzled," "chillax," and "lolz". Just makes me want to smack you on the back of the head really hard, and most of the time its a minor or a female saying it so I can't and that just makes me more pissed.
People that use words like "lol" in speech.
People that use "r" for are and "u" for you, etc., online and in texts. And people that TyPe LiKe DiS.
People that talk too much on the phone. If I call you, its because I have something specific I want to address, not because I want to know what you had for breakfast, so don't get pissed when I "have to go" midway through you telling how good your bacon was this morning.
Liberals.
The gas station by my house. A) they don't sell diesel, and B) the new girl, while borderline cute, still ID's me for Copenhagen every goddamn time.... it was fine at first but its been 2 freakin months already and I don't even look that young.
Everybody I know that seems to think I'm their personal mechanic or moving service (I'm ok with that), and think that because they have some kind of relationship with me that my time, sweat, fuel, etc. comes free (not ok with that part).
Caliber arguments. Unless you will let me shoot you with one, I don't want to hear what you think "isn't a man stopper."
When my dog dreams while I'm sleeping. He sleeps on the bed with me and its annoying as hell when I get woken up cause he's twitching all over the place. CATCH THE FAWKIN RABBIT ALREADY.
Your turn.
I'm in a ranting kinda mood so I'll get it started.....
People who don't respect big trucks, be them Peterbilts or lifted diesel pickups like mine. I'm not the "I'm bigger than you I have the right of way" type, I'm talking about people that cut in front of a big truck coming up on a red light or in tight traffic and don't understand that my rig weighs 4 times what their Honda does and needs quite a bit more length to stop, then get pissed when my grill ends up 4" from their back glass after laying on my brakes.
Fat chicks that think they can dress like hot chicks. I don't want to see your cottage cheese thighs, and I don't think anybody else in the place does either.
Stupid people.
Cops that know less about gun laws than I do. I don't claim to know everything, and I'm sure I still have plenty to learn, but when you pull me over just to question me about the rifle in the gun rack in my truck on the way to my shooting spot, driving in an area I know I can have it, and I have to pull up the CSP page on my phone so YOU can learn your laws, that just pisses me off.
People that think cops are evil.
People that don't clean up their brass after shooting outdoors.
People that think pot is a cologne, and/or that its better than alcohol and is ok to light up whenever the fawk you want cause you have a medical card that you got cause your back hurts.
People that say "acrost" and "idear."
"Cute" words like "confuzzled," "chillax," and "lolz". Just makes me want to smack you on the back of the head really hard, and most of the time its a minor or a female saying it so I can't and that just makes me more pissed.
People that use words like "lol" in speech.
People that use "r" for are and "u" for you, etc., online and in texts. And people that TyPe LiKe DiS.
People that talk too much on the phone. If I call you, its because I have something specific I want to address, not because I want to know what you had for breakfast, so don't get pissed when I "have to go" midway through you telling how good your bacon was this morning.
Liberals.
The gas station by my house. A) they don't sell diesel, and B) the new girl, while borderline cute, still ID's me for Copenhagen every goddamn time.... it was fine at first but its been 2 freakin months already and I don't even look that young.
Everybody I know that seems to think I'm their personal mechanic or moving service (I'm ok with that), and think that because they have some kind of relationship with me that my time, sweat, fuel, etc. comes free (not ok with that part).
Caliber arguments. Unless you will let me shoot you with one, I don't want to hear what you think "isn't a man stopper."
When my dog dreams while I'm sleeping. He sleeps on the bed with me and its annoying as hell when I get woken up cause he's twitching all over the place. CATCH THE FAWKIN RABBIT ALREADY.
Your turn.
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