Your best pick up line

[xxmidianxx]

Ok lets see your best/funniest pick up line. Be tasteful please.

OK I think I like this one the best:


Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[eflores]

hey girly, you wanna see some thing cool

 

[xxmidianxx]

Man thats all you got?

No game at all.:dunce:

 

[x2elite]

I just simply explain to them that, "My _____ is so big that it has its own ____, and that my _____'s _____ is bigger than Kurt's."

 

[xxmidianxx]

"My wife's butt is so big that it has its own zip code, and that my Dog's tail is bigger than Kurt's."????

 

[Crusher16]

Do you work for UPS? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package.

 

[BIgDaddyChia]

If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.

 

[NevrEnuf]

@#$% me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

 

[x2elite]

"My wife's butt is so big that it has its own zip code, and that my Dog's tail is bigger than Kurt's."????

Close but no cigar..... There is actually one word, and it's actually that same word for all the blanks.

 

[Swamprat]

is that a keg in your pants? cause i want to tap that!

 

[Crusher16]

After making a cool shot while playing basketball or golfing or something
"You know, thats not the only thing I can put in a hole from thirty feet."

Also

I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.



I've got a bunch of other random ones that will pop into my head.

 

[Coastie]

Hi, my name is Oliver.

 

[xxmidianxx]

I got another:

"Ever had you belly button licked?"

Most girls will say yes and you respond with:

"From the inside?"

 

[Dustin_XJ]

Your face reminds me of a wrench, looking at you makes my nuts tighten up

 

[xxmidianxx]

Your face reminds me of a wrench, looking at you makes my nuts tighten up

Nice... not sure which way that one would go but nice none the less.

 

[FlexdXJ]

Are you pants made of mirrors because i can see myself in them! giggity!

 

[Stallacrew]

That shirt is very becoming on you; of course if I was on you I'd be c**ing too.

 

[MischiefMan]

Who needs a pick-up line when all they have to do is see my car.

 

[MrShaft696]

"Nice pants, they would look good balled up on my floor"
"Nice tits wanna f*ck?"

 

[MischiefMan]

"Nice tits wanna f*ck?"

I've used that once....didn't work like I planned. :rattle: