You know you own/drive a XJ when...

When you crawl under the jeep in a snow storm with a screwdriver because the starter solenoid quit working in the cold...last year

When you decide to put off replacing the starter solenoid till next winter because your all ready 1/2 the way through winter.
 
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IceNineKills said:
...if your rear window washer fluid nozzle is busted off so your jeep just pees on whatever is behind it.
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LOL!!! I love it! If you shove a tooth pick in there and then break it off just right you can get that thing to shoot about 8 feet before the stream starts to fall! (Yes, speaking from experience). It leads to so much fun, I haven't fixed it.
 
IceNineKills said:
Wow so much truth to this thread LOL


...if your rear window washer fluid nozzle is busted off so your jeep just pees on whatever is behind it.
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Funny story about that happening.... I was with a buddy and my brother at a wendy's drive thru. The guy behind us was in an old Chevy van and saw our sunroof open so he squirted his front washer and it landed right on my brother. He shrugged it off at first then he did it again so he flipped him off. The guy does it again and my brother saw the guys laughing. So he gets out and proceeds to try to rip the passenger out and beat him down. The guy wasn't laughing when that happened and was pulling on the door as hard as he could to keep my brother out. I really wish his hand would have slipped of the door! :D

oh and i hate idiots
stupid managers
morons in the drive thru
and the LG chocolate 2
 
FlexdXJ said:
Funny story about that happening.... I was with a buddy and my brother at a wendy's drive thru. The guy behind us was in an old Chevy van and saw our sunroof open so he squirted his front washer and it landed right on my brother. He shrugged it off at first then he did it again so he flipped him off. The guy does it again and my brother saw the guys laughing. So he gets out and proceeds to try to rip the passenger out and beat him down. The guy wasn't laughing when that happened and was pulling on the door as hard as he could to keep my brother out. I really wish his hand would have slipped of the door! :D

oh and i hate idiots
stupid managers
morons in the drive thru
and the LG chocolate 2
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I'm confused. The guy was BEHIND you, he squirted his front washers which point to the back of the car, and the magical pixie water made a 180 degree turn to shoot forward and land through your sunroof? LOL!!! Just need some clarification on that. It's like the Sienfield episode where Kramer thinks he was spit on by that NY Mets baseball player walking down the sidewalk. The explanation by Sienfield was priceless!
 
BruceB83 said:
I'm confused. The guy was BEHIND you, he squirted his front washers which point to the back of the car, and the magical pixie water made a 180 degree turn to shoot forward and land through your sunroof? LOL!!! Just need some clarification on that. It's like the Sienfield episode where Kramer thinks he was spit on by that NY Mets baseball player walking down the sidewalk. The explanation by Sienfield was priceless!
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It was magic and shot over the van:D............just kidding yeah he was behind us sorry for not clarifying that! I don't know what was up with his sprayers but it shot toward us! :dunno:
 
cf_collins said:
I love doing that as I take off from a stop light.
I’m thinking about installing a nozzle for better distance the next time I’m home.
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My rear sprayer works fine right now... but this just sounds like so much fun!
Its pretty much useless anyways, so i might as well just make a squirt gun out of it hehehe.
 
Great thread. wish i had kept on it before tonight. 15 pages is alot of reading.

can't believe these aren't listed yet....

1. when you backseat passengers say "man my feet sure are getting warm"

2. when there is more moisture on the inside of the windows than the outside

3. when you have to start yur jeep, pop the hood, grab a hammer, and then get out to turn on the defroster

4. when you lay the creeper down in the driveway and yur neighbor says "what'd ya break this time"
 
mojojojo said:
4. when you lay the creeper down in the driveway and yur neighbor says "what'd ya break this time"
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When a normal creeper is not tall enough to reach the bottom of your jeep and you use your kids little red wagon as a creeper...
 
muduck18 said:
When a normal creeper is not tall enough to reach the bottom of your jeep and you use your kids little red wagon as a creeper...
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thats what i was thinking lol.


how about ....you cant remember where your jack is in the garage because you havent needed it to change your oil in years. :D
 
GrimmJeeper said:
thats what i was thinking lol.


how about ....you cant remember where your jack is in the garage because you havent needed it to change your oil in years. :D
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its nice because the inflateable rubber tires don't get all stuck and hard to move on the floor when the mud falls off your jeep.. the only problem is you have to use your feet to steer the thing and move in and out a ton to move your head left or right...
 
When you carry a nice multimeter next to the insurance papers.

When your top speed you go on the highway is 55 and your happy with it.
 
go1lum said:
When you carry a nice multimeter next to the insurance papers.

When your top speed you go on the highway is 55 and your happy with it.
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Thats about right but i cruise at 75-80 on the interstate! :D
 
When you're driving around with no doors and people say, thats not a Wrangler, why are the doors off?? I simply say, Wranglers are for cheerleaders! haha

When you can use your exhaust as heat because the floorboards are rusted through

Ive had two XJs with this "mod". Rear wiper fluid tube is snapped off, tailgaters get sprayed :D

Only NAXJA
 
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