why im getting divorced

[eflores]

i know remember why im getting divorced......wife came by last night....mopey winey says she knows she messed up....so i obliged.....she wanted to talk wanted to know....now shes angry and sleeping in my bed....this sucks i need beer....and a super mean girl friend

 

[CromeY90]

:cheers:

 

[Swamprat]

wait i thouhgt you had your own place? why is she there?

 

[drifto77]

wait i thouhgt you had your own place? why is she there?

sorry eflores...
HAD to do it.
Hope things work out for the best for ya.

 

[Jeepnube]

Hope everything works out for you.

 

[NW-ZJ-SCOTT]

i know remember why im getting divorced......wife came by last night....mopey winey says she knows she messed up....so i obliged.....she wanted to talk wanted to know....now shes angry and sleeping in my bed....this sucks i need beer....and a super mean girl friend

A: Buy double sided dildo
B: place trace amounts of peanut butter around both shafts of it
C: Leave on Bathroom counter..


She should be gone for good:arrowr:

 

[MischiefMan]

Or ask to watch next time.

 

[x2elite]

I still don't understand????? I thought it had something to do with Trannies for sure.

 

[eflores]

ah.....ya flock head....still that joke eh

 

[x2elite]

Nah.... I am sorry to hear about your situation, I know that can be a huge PITA. It's good to have you back though.

 

[eflores]

thanks for having me....the situation isn't that bad....would have sucked if i hadn't got the jeep.....yano with all this snow on the ground

 

[Swamprat]

damn straight you been have your jeep, the red beast must live on through your jeep...

 

[USAFXJ]

I have been down that divorce road before, I found out she was sleeping around. I went berzeerker!!!

 

[SpartyKrunk]

Don't females sleep 'round cuz the hombre can't meet their disire?

 

[NW-ZJ-SCOTT]

Don't females sleep 'round cuz the hombre can't meet their disire?

If you wernt born gay maybe you would know alittle more about females?

 

[USAFXJ]

Don't females sleep 'round cuz the hombre can't meet their disire?

No, my ex was certified crazy, she was taking anti psychotics and anti depressants, and when we moved to GA, she started hanging out with old friends from her HS. Well one thing led to another and she endednot only our marraige, but also the marraige of the guy she cheated on me with, but I digress.......

 

[SpartyKrunk]

Good point. Every female is different. Speakin of females, where DG at MM? Haven't heard from her in a minute or so.

 

[MischiefMan]

You heard from her a minute ago? LOL

 

[SpartyKrunk]

Yep lol. Its a thing we say down here in Dallas. "Haven't seen/heard them in a long time..." = "...aint seen dat foo in uh good minute." Idk, its a whitefolk thing. I hear all the hicks and King followers say it.

 

[eflores]

friggin loony